MetalSucks Reader Messages Only Growing More Charming by the Minute

You should probably get that checked out. You should also probably learn how to spell “runs” correctly.

Yes, it’s exactly the same thing.

He’s from Rhode Island. We’re sure there’s a jokke to be made here, but we dunno whatt itt is.

This was a very  productive use of your time, Mr. Fux.

What u say is true as long as u don’t include classical, opera, jazz, blues, country, R&B, reggae, folk, gospel, doo-wop, big band, polka, klezmer, or any other form of music created prior to the middle of the twentieth century.

There goes my late night talk show audition.

A reasonable position, and not at all latently racist.

That’s clever. How did you come up with that?

Hi!

Bored… so just thought I’d say @axl_rosenberg is the only jew I wish the Nazi’s gassed. #BiggestDousheEver #FuckthisGuy

— Jay Bird (@BirdPorker) February 13, 2014

At least I’m not the biggest douche ever.