MetalSucks Reader Messages Only Growing More Charming by the Minute
What u say is true as long as u don’t include classical, opera, jazz, blues, country, R&B, reggae, folk, gospel, doo-wop, big band, polka, klezmer, or any other form of music created prior to the middle of the twentieth century.
There goes my late night talk show audition.
— Jay Bird (@BirdPorker) February 13, 2014
At least I’m not the biggest douche ever.