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Looks Like You’ll Hafta Wait a Little Longer for Opeth’s Pale Communion

  • Axl Rosenberg

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Are you guys excited for next month’s release of Opeth’s new album, Pale Communion? Oh, that was weak. Let’s try this again… I said, “ARE YOU GUYS MUTHAFUCKIN’ EXCITED FOR NEXT MONTH’S RELEASE OF THE NEW MUTHAFUCKIN’ OPETH ALBUM, PALE COMMUNION?!?!?!” YEAH! That’s the response I was looking!!! FUCKIN’ GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING RIGHT YOU’RE EXCITED FOR NEXT MONTH’S RELEASE OF THE NEW’ OPETH ALBUM, PALE COMMUNION!!!

Oh except P.S. fuck you it’s not coming out next month after all. Says a press release:

Roadrunner Records group Opeth has announced that the release of their highly anticipated eleventh studio album, “PALE COMMUNION” has been reslated for AUGUST 26TH.

“Many of you have heard the rumours already and we can now confirm that the release of ‘Pale Communion’ has indeed been pushed back to late August,” commented Opeth frontman, Mikael Åkerfeldt. “Several circumstances prevented the band from delivering essential tools to Roadrunner in time which are needed to set up the album release properly and release schedule conflicts made us mutually decide on August instead of June.”

There’s no shortage of good music coming out between now and June… but still, I know how impatient everyone is to hear this thing, and so I can see how this news is still kind of a bummer. But you guys, I mean. We’ve already heard Pale CommunionPPPPPFFFTTTT!!!

While you wait impatiently, listen to our recent podcast interview with Mr. Åkerfeldt regarding Pale Communion, won’t you?

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