Axl is on Vacation! All Aboard the USS Vince!


USS_VincennesAs I type this Axl is holed up in an undisclosed location in the Northeast taking a well-deserved vacation. At the present moment I’m assuming he’s got a beer in one hand and his balls in the other, staring out over a lake as the sun creeps over a mountain and another glorious, mild, late-August day begins… but honestly, I have no idea. I don’t think he’s even got cell service, let alone Internet.

What this means, of course, is that yer Uncle Vince is gonna be steering the ship solo this week! Here’s what you can expect:

  • More Babymetal (like, ASAP — wait half an hour!)
  • Less Dave Mustaine
  • Equal amounts of Emmure
  • Equal amounts of typos
  • Equal amounts of shitty “journalism”
  • More bitching about the Mets (fucking bats couldn’t get it going yesterday! Montero pitched his heart out and deserved the W)
  • More reading of the comments, if time allows (I promise I’ll try — producing 15 pieces of content a day ain’t easy)
  • Other assorted shenanigans TBD.

So come on and sit up on my knee and let’s get started! This won’t be creepy at all. I promise!

Big thanks to Anso, Sergeant D, Kip W., Dave Mustein and the rest of the crew for their contributions this week as well.


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