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Most Metal Burger Ever: Burger King’s ALL BLACK Hamburger Will Satiate Your Metal Heart


Kuro Burger Black Hamburger JapanWhen I was in Japan earlier this year I did not have a chance to try any American fast food chains, although on our final night in the country we gave the national burger chain Freshness Burger a shot. It was pretty good!

If MetalGF and I had gone to Burger King we might’ve encountered the all-black “Kuro Burger” (“Black Burger”), which, according to Kotaku [via Metal Injection] is made “with buns made from bamboo charcoal, an onion and garlic sauce made with squid ink, beef patties made with black pepper, and black cheese, which is also apparently made with bamboo charcoal.” Squid ink in a fast food chain!! Only in Japan, a country in which you can also buy fried chicken skin yakitori at a baseball game.

If only Burger King could get their hands on some of those completely black Ayam Cemani chickens from Indonesia they’d be able to present a product appropriate for the metal masses with complete, 100% blackness. Although it’d run you a steep $2507 for a combo meal.

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