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Smooth Move, U2

  • Axl Rosenberg
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That time Slash and Bono bonded over each having only one name.
That time Slash and Bono bonded over each having only one name.

Jeez-o-pete, it has been a terrible year for U2 trying to give people gifts. First, they raped everyone’s iTunes clouds by forcefully shoving their new album in there, and now they’ve gone and done this:

Yes, folks, Slash is a recovering alcoholic (and junkie and coke head and who the hell knows what else — dude’s not even fifty yet and he already has a pacemaker). Metal Insider surmises that U2 — or, more likely, some assistant on U2’s team — just didn’t do their homework before gifting the booze to Slash… but, really, how much homework do you need to do to know that Slash had a drinking problem? He is visibly fucked-up in 99% of all photos even taken of him.

slash drunk 11 slash drunk 10 slash drunk 9 slash drunk 8 slash drunk 7 slash drunk 6 slash drunk 5 slash drunk 4 GUNS & ROSES slash drunk 2 slash drunk 1Whatever. I’m sure it’s fine. NBD.

In related news, U2 also recently sent a box full of needles to Blake Judd, a group of young children to visit Ian Watkins, and a midnight snack and a bottle of water to a mogwai.

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