Stream Oceano’s Someone Carrying a Box of Breakdowns Falls Down a Flight of Stairs

Let’s have a big round of applause for the mighty Emperor Rhombus, who penned the world’s funniest description of Oceano’s music (“music”) in his review of the band’s latest album: “Ascendants sounds like someone carrying a box of breakdowns who fell down a flight of stairs.” FUCKING HILARIOUS. So jealous I didn’t write that line.

If you don’t happen to have a big box of breakdowns and a flight of stairs to fall down, well, fret not, mi amigos: you can now stream Ascendants in full — or at least as much of it as you can stomach — below, courtesy of Billboard. I think it debuted there because listening to it feels like getting hit with a board.

The album comes out March 24 on Earache, which is yet another apt description of what the album will to do you.