Cradle of Filth: Deflowering the Maidenhead, Displeasuring the Goddess, Disinteresting the Blogger

Cradle of Filth have released a ridiculously long new song with a ridiculously long title: “Deflowering the Maidenhead, Displeasuring the Goddess” is almost seven minutes in length. Which actually isn’t that long, I guess, but, y’know. It’s probably too long for a Cradle of Filth song.

Not that the track is bad. It’s just, uh… well, it’s there. I can think of worse things to be stuck listening to in an elevator.

“Deflowering…” will appear on CoF’s Hammer of the Witches, which is out July 10 on Nuclear Blast. Some people, like MetalSucks’ own Crash Thompson, like it quite a bit more than I do. Watch Crash’s review below!