Legator Guitars / Summer Slaughter 2015 Sweepstakes Winner Announced!


Legator / Summer Slaughter 2015 / MetalSucks Sweepstakes

The start of this year’s Summer Slaughter tour is just a couple of weeks away! Arch Enemy, Born of Osiris, Veil of Maya, The Acacia Strain, Obscura, After the Burial, Cattle Decapitation and Beyond Creation will be winding their way across the U.S. and Canada, providing a little something from across the metal spectrum for everyone. Get dates right here.

Last month MetalSucks teamed up with Legator Guitars to offer one lucky grand prize winner the ultimate Summer Slaughter prize pack, and we’ve finally selected the winner! It’s longtime MetalSucks commenter Biclops, who takes home the gold with the following answer to the question, “Why do you really, really, REALLY need to win this prize package?”

I want to win because the mutual fund company three blocks away from the venue where this is playing locally (Baltimore) can barely contain my metal lunacy. All day long, I review requests for proposals from institutional clients for subadvisory servvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv – I just passed out on my keyboard from boredom, as I’ve never made it this far typing about what I do.

The ONLY thing that gets me through the day is metal, and as I headbang in my cube helping rich people get richer on my shitty salary, I keep one window open on your site, another on whatever site I can stream my favorite albums from, and another on the Hello Kitty fan blog I maintain (don’t judge me).

On top of all that, and contrary to the neckbeards and 17-year-olds that complained about this bill, I actually LOVE each band that’s playing this year. This is a perfect mix of melodeath, tech, grind, and [insert name]-core, and something that no one in this area can possibly be looking forward to more than me.

Well done, Biclops! Here’s what you win:

  • Legator Ninja 200-SE guitar (black 6-string)
  • Two tickets to the Summer Slaughter tour stop of your choice
  • Summer Slaughter tour t-shirt and poster
  • a MetalSucks t-shirt

Enjoy, and thanks for playing!


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