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Just Another Day at the Metal Office


When I worked in publishing, it was always hilarious and awesome to find out how many metalheads were secretly working around me. You’d go over to someone’s cube to ask about a form you hadn’t received, but all they wanted to talk about was the new Watain or Kylesa joint.

The guys behind this “Metal Officer” video obviously understand. Set to Hour of Penance’s “Incontrovertible Doctrines,” it’s a solid reminder that no matter how clean and sterile your office is, and no matter how polite and professional your coworkers are, it’s obvious we all have praising Lord Satan and throwing the fucking horns on our minds.

Burn the company off-site to the ground below.

[via Metal Insider]

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