Ghost’s Female Bassist is Not Who We Thought She Was
Although previously rumored to be either Sean Yseult (ex-White Zombie) or Linnéa Olsson (ex-The Oath), new evidence suggests that Ghost’s recently-introduced Nameless Ghoul Girl is actually Megan Thomas, from the Y-chromosome-free Led Zeppelin tribute band, Lez Zeppelin. The proof? Identical taste in finger decorations, and the fact that Thomas has been absent from recent Lez Zeppelin performances.
You may recall that a finger tattoo also gave away the identity of Slipknot’s then-new bassist, Alessandro Venturella (also of Krokodil). And so the moral of the story, musicians, is that if you ever hope to be part of a masked band, the members of which keep their true identities a secret, never get a finger tattoo. I can’t believe your mother didn’t teach you that. What, were you raised in a barn or something?