The First Photo Caption Contest of 2017: Win a Winterfylleth CD and T-Shirt!

To close out 2016, we offered to one lucky Photo Caption Contest winner the same thing we offer at the end of every year: a big box full of all the remaining promo materials we’ve got at the MetalSucks Mansion! CDs, books, stickers, armbands, picks, luggage tags, hats, beer koozies… everything must go! And here’s the winning caption to the photo above:

• poopchutemcgee: “When the smurf is off-target with the cumshot.”

This week we’re giving away a CD copy of the latest album by black metallers Winterfylleth, The Dark Hereafter, along with a t-shirt from the band. Stream the album right here, and order it here or on Bandcamp. All you need to do to win is comment with a caption to the below photo, and we’ll choose our favorite next Thursday and announce it here.