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Tim Lambesis is Getting Married

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It would appear that the newly-free Tim Lambesis is getting married to his longtime girlfriend, Amanda Dubord. This despite the fact that a) marrying Tim Lambesis does not seem like a safe idea given his history of trying to murder his spouse, and b) he may have bigger tits than Dubord does now.

Metal Injection caught wind of Lambesis and Dubord’s wedding registry (and created the image at the top of this post), which has since been made private. Items the couple requested include a tacky fake rose, towels, and a hitman who isn’t an undercover cop. I may have made one of those up.

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Congratulations to the happy couple. Amanda if you’re reading this do NOT adopt any children with this man. It’s just common sense at this point.

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