Maynard James Keenan Has FINALLY Begun to Work on Vocals for the New Tool Album
Here’s NEWS that is so EXCITING it requires random WORDS to be capitalized. The web master of Tool’s official website reports:
“In speaking with Danny [Carey, drummer] last night, he told me that the band has temporarily MOVED some of their gear into a larger space (across town) where MAYNARD is working on VOCALS for some of the new Tool material. I’m sure that he has already been doing this to some extent, but now he has more room to breathe and a better vocal booth.”
MAYNARD! VOCALS! MOVED!!!! I am definitely gonna touch myself tonight. I mean, I was going to anyway, but this really seals the deal.
Kidding aside, this is exciting news, and it suggests we’re only another 3-15 years away from Tool finally releasing something new. Fuck yeah!