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Stone Temple Pilots, Bush, and The Cult to Provide Summer Entertainment for AARP

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My septuagenarian mother recently dragged me to a black and white art film about menopausal lesbian nuns in Poland after World War 2 (or something like that). The movie was two hours, which might seem reasonable, except I was the youngest person in the theater by forty years, and some members of the crowd did not look like they had another hundred-and-twenty minutes left to live. The most entertaining part of the experience became watching the audience and trying to figure out who’d still be breathing at the closing credits and who would never get to find out whatever did happen to those poor nuns.

I was reminded of this when I saw that Stone Temple Pilots, Bush, and The Cult are all doing a summer tour together. I’m thirty-six and I would expect to be on that crowd’s youthful side. If I were going. Which I am not. And I’m not sure anyone reading this will be, either. The target audience for this tour may not know how to use the Internet. They’ll have to wait to learn about these shows from Tabitha Soren. Don’t worry if you didn’t get that joke. If you did you, feel free to curl up into a ball and cry for an hour.

Here are the dates:

07/18 Nashville, TN – Municipal Auditorium
07/20 Noblesville, IN – Ruoff Home Mortgage Music Center
07/21 Burgettstown, PA – KeyBank Pavilion
07/22 Huber Heights, OH – Rose Music Center
07/24 Detroit, MI – Michigan Lottery Amphitheatre at Freedom Hill
07/25 Toronto, ON – Budweiser Stage
07/27 Wantagh, NY – Northwell Health at Jones Beach Theater
07/28 Holmdel, NJ – PNC Bank Arts Center
07/30 Boston, MA – Blue Hills Bank Pavilion
08/02 Gilford, NH – Bank Of New Hampshire Pavilion
08/05 Bristow, VA – Jiffy Lube Live
08/10 Pehlem, AL – Oak Mountain Amphitheatre
08/15 Laredo, TX – Laredo Energy Arena
08/16 The Woodlands, TX – Cynthia Woods Mitchel Pavilion
08/18 Albuquerque, NM – Iselta Amphitheater
08/19 Morrison, CO – Red Rocks Amphitheatre
08/20 West Valley City, UT – USANA Amphitheatre
08/23 Pocatello, ID – Portneuf Health Trust Amphitheatre
09/01 San Bernardino, CA – Glen Helen Amphitheatre
09/02 Phoenix, AZ – AK-Chin Pavilion

[via Metal Injection]

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