Bret Michaels Makes Candles Now

  • Axl Rosenberg

Poison frontman Bret Michaels has unveiled a new lined of candles. They’re call ‘Hot Tropic,’ which is either a play on ‘Hot Topic’ or a euphemism for chlamydia. No word on if they’re scented like Bret’s rotting-from-STDs junk. But I’d wager that Michaels never even uses these things himself. All that hair spray is way too flammable, bruh.

[via Bring Back Glam!]

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