I Don’t Know It for a Fact… I Just Know It’s True: Metal Edition
Regular viewers of HBO’s Real Time with Bill Maher are no doubt familiar with a recurring segment called ‘I Don’t Know It for a Fact, I Just Know It’s True,’ in which Mr. Maher states things which he doesn’t know for a fact, but… well, you get it.
We thought this idea was funny, so we stole it and applied it to metal musicians.
Enjoy.
I don’t know for a fact that Chris Barnes is a member of the Flat Earth Society… I just know it’s true.
I don’t know for a fact that Brent Hinds thinks Metallica aren’t a metal band… I just know it’s true.![I Don’t Know It for a Fact… I Just Know It’s True: Metal Edition](http://cdn-p.smehost.net/sites/2ed48fdcc3904f548299cd86d78e9885/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Screen-Shot-2018-11-05-at-10.46.42-AM.png)
I don’t know for fact that M. Shadows voted for Donald Trump… I just know it’s true.![I Don’t Know It for a Fact… I Just Know It’s True: Metal Edition](http://cdn-p.smehost.net/sites/2ed48fdcc3904f548299cd86d78e9885/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/screen_shot_2018-01-29_at_2.27.49_pm.png)
I don’t know for a fact that the inside of Clown from Slipknot’s mask smells like a fart that has body odor trapped in a dirty sock… I just know it’s true.![I Don’t Know It for a Fact… I Just Know It’s True: Metal Edition](http://cdn-p.smehost.net/sites/2ed48fdcc3904f548299cd86d78e9885/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/clown-in-and-out-of-mask.jpg)
I don’t know for a fact that Dave Mustaine screams his own name during sex… I just know it’s true.![I Don’t Know It for a Fact… I Just Know It’s True: Metal Edition](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/xq5tDkng4XQ/maxresdefault.jpg)
I don’t know for a fact that Brian Fair has gotten shit in his dreads at least once… I just know it’s true.![I Don’t Know It for a Fact… I Just Know It’s True: Metal Edition](https://farm3.static.flickr.com/2754/4138037070_a4688e5694_b.jpg)
I don’t know for a fact that Mick Mars is actually from the planet Mars… I just know it’s true.![I Don’t Know It for a Fact… I Just Know It’s True: Metal Edition](http://cdn-p.smehost.net/sites/2ed48fdcc3904f548299cd86d78e9885/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/hqdefault.jpg)
I don’t know for a fact that C.C. DeVille is secretly a troll doll his fairy godmother turned into a real boy… I just know it’s true.![I Don’t Know It for a Fact… I Just Know It’s True: Metal Edition](http://cdn-p.smehost.net/sites/2ed48fdcc3904f548299cd86d78e9885/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/cc-deville-troll-doll.jpg)
I don’t know for a fact that Devin Townsend enjoys the smell of his own farts… I just know it’s true.
I don’t know for a fact that Trent Reznor regrets ever discovering Marilyn Manson… I just know it’s true.
I don’t know for a fact that regardless of when or where you are reading this, Marilyn Manson is fucked up… I just know know it’s true.![I Don’t Know It for a Fact… I Just Know It’s True: Metal Edition](http://cdn-p.smehost.net/sites/2ed48fdcc3904f548299cd86d78e9885/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/landscape-1506069002-marilyn-manson.jpg)
I don’t know for a fact that the dude from Vital Remains has a Google Alert set for his name… I just know it’s true.
I don’t know for a fact that Frankie Palmeri has masturbated to Street Fighter fan faction… I just know it’s true.![I Don’t Know It for a Fact… I Just Know It’s True: Metal Edition](http://cdn-p.smehost.net/sites/2ed48fdcc3904f548299cd86d78e9885/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/frankie-palmeri-street-fighter-cosplay.jpg)
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