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25 Completely Bullsh*t Clickbait Headline Arguments MetalSucks Will Attempt to Make in 2019

  • Axl Rosenberg
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We Care a Lot Is the Best Faith No More Album5 Completely Bullsh*t Clickbait Headline Arguments MetalSucks Will Attempt to Make in 2019″ width=”1024″ height=”1013″ srcset=”https://cdn-p.smehost.net/sites/2ed48fdcc3904f548299cd86d78e9885/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Faith-No-More-We-Care-a-Lot.jpg 1024w, https://cdn-p.smehost.net/sites/2ed48fdcc3904f548299cd86d78e9885/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Faith-No-More-We-Care-a-Lot-300×297.jpg 300w, https://cdn-p.smehost.net/sites/2ed48fdcc3904f548299cd86d78e9885/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Faith-No-More-We-Care-a-Lot-620×613.jpg 620w” sizes=”(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px” />

Phil Anselmo and Rex Brown Should Re-Launch Pantera with Zakk Wylde and Chris Adler5 Completely Bullsh*t Clickbait Headline Arguments MetalSucks Will Attempt to Make in 2019″ width=”1278″ height=”719″ srcset=”https://cdn-p.smehost.net/sites/2ed48fdcc3904f548299cd86d78e9885/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Pantera-with-Zakk-and-Chris.jpg 1278w, https://cdn-p.smehost.net/sites/2ed48fdcc3904f548299cd86d78e9885/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Pantera-with-Zakk-and-Chris-300×169.jpg 300w, https://cdn-p.smehost.net/sites/2ed48fdcc3904f548299cd86d78e9885/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Pantera-with-Zakk-and-Chris-680×383.jpg 680w” sizes=”(max-width: 1278px) 100vw, 1278px” />

Joe Holmes Was Ozzy’s Best Guitarist5 Completely Bullsh*t Clickbait Headline Arguments MetalSucks Will Attempt to Make in 2019″ width=”640″ height=”784″ srcset=”https://cdn-p.smehost.net/sites/2ed48fdcc3904f548299cd86d78e9885/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Joe-Holmes-Ozzy-Osbourne.jpg 640w, https://cdn-p.smehost.net/sites/2ed48fdcc3904f548299cd86d78e9885/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Joe-Holmes-Ozzy-Osbourne-245×300.jpg 245w” sizes=”(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px” />

Adding Bass Would Ruin Metallica’s …And Justice for All5 Completely Bullsh*t Clickbait Headline Arguments MetalSucks Will Attempt to Make in 2019″ width=”1280″ height=”720″ srcset=”https://cdn-p.smehost.net/sites/2ed48fdcc3904f548299cd86d78e9885/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/metallica-and-bass-for-none.jpg 1280w, https://cdn-p.smehost.net/sites/2ed48fdcc3904f548299cd86d78e9885/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/metallica-and-bass-for-none-300×169.jpg 300w, https://cdn-p.smehost.net/sites/2ed48fdcc3904f548299cd86d78e9885/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/metallica-and-bass-for-none-680×383.jpg 680w” sizes=”(max-width: 1280px) 100vw, 1280px” />

Craig Jones Is the Most Wrongfully Under-Appreciated Member of Slipknot5 Completely Bullsh*t Clickbait Headline Arguments MetalSucks Will Attempt to Make in 2019″ width=”625″ height=”385″ />

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Slayer Should Keep Going, Even If It Means Proceeding Without Tom Araya5 Completely Bullsh*t Clickbait Headline Arguments MetalSucks Will Attempt to Make in 2019″ width=”1280″ height=”720″ srcset=”https://cdn-p.smehost.net/sites/2ed48fdcc3904f548299cd86d78e9885/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/slayer-without-araya.jpg 1280w, https://cdn-p.smehost.net/sites/2ed48fdcc3904f548299cd86d78e9885/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/slayer-without-araya-300×169.jpg 300w, https://cdn-p.smehost.net/sites/2ed48fdcc3904f548299cd86d78e9885/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/slayer-without-araya-680×383.jpg 680w” sizes=”(max-width: 1280px) 100vw, 1280px” />

Bruce Dickinson Is the Worst Thing to Ever Happen to Iron Maiden

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Babymetal Isn’t a Band — It’s a State of Mind5 Completely Bullsh*t Clickbait Headline Arguments MetalSucks Will Attempt to Make in 2019″ width=”1000″ height=”1000″ srcset=”https://cdn-p.smehost.net/sites/2ed48fdcc3904f548299cd86d78e9885/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/babymetal-state-of-mind.jpg 1000w, https://cdn-p.smehost.net/sites/2ed48fdcc3904f548299cd86d78e9885/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/babymetal-state-of-mind-150×150.jpg 150w, https://cdn-p.smehost.net/sites/2ed48fdcc3904f548299cd86d78e9885/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/babymetal-state-of-mind-300×300.jpg 300w, https://cdn-p.smehost.net/sites/2ed48fdcc3904f548299cd86d78e9885/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/babymetal-state-of-mind-680×680.jpg 680w, https://cdn-p.smehost.net/sites/2ed48fdcc3904f548299cd86d78e9885/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/babymetal-state-of-mind-800×800.jpg 800w, https://cdn-p.smehost.net/sites/2ed48fdcc3904f548299cd86d78e9885/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/babymetal-state-of-mind-500×500.jpg 500w” sizes=”(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px” />

King Diamond Is NOT Metal5 Completely Bullsh*t Clickbait Headline Arguments MetalSucks Will Attempt to Make in 2019″ width=”1000″ height=”1500″ srcset=”https://cdn-p.smehost.net/sites/2ed48fdcc3904f548299cd86d78e9885/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/King-Diamond-Interview.jpg 1000w, https://cdn-p.smehost.net/sites/2ed48fdcc3904f548299cd86d78e9885/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/King-Diamond-Interview-200×300.jpg 200w, https://cdn-p.smehost.net/sites/2ed48fdcc3904f548299cd86d78e9885/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/King-Diamond-Interview-620×930.jpg 620w” sizes=”(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px” />

Obituary Are NOT Death Metal5 Completely Bullsh*t Clickbait Headline Arguments MetalSucks Will Attempt to Make in 2019″ width=”1000″ height=”665″ srcset=”https://cdn-p.smehost.net/sites/2ed48fdcc3904f548299cd86d78e9885/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/obituary-2018.jpg 1000w, https://cdn-p.smehost.net/sites/2ed48fdcc3904f548299cd86d78e9885/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/obituary-2018-300×200.jpg 300w, https://cdn-p.smehost.net/sites/2ed48fdcc3904f548299cd86d78e9885/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/obituary-2018-680×452.jpg 680w” sizes=”(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px” />

Dragonforce Are NOT Power Metal5 Completely Bullsh*t Clickbait Headline Arguments MetalSucks Will Attempt to Make in 2019″ width=”2048″ height=”1357″ srcset=”https://cdn-p.smehost.net/sites/2ed48fdcc3904f548299cd86d78e9885/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/dragonforce_2017.jpg 2048w, https://cdn-p.smehost.net/sites/2ed48fdcc3904f548299cd86d78e9885/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/dragonforce_2017-300×199.jpg 300w, https://cdn-p.smehost.net/sites/2ed48fdcc3904f548299cd86d78e9885/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/dragonforce_2017-680×451.jpg 680w” sizes=”(max-width: 2048px) 100vw, 2048px” />

The Deftones Have Been Not-So-Secretly Black Metal This Entire Time5 Completely Bullsh*t Clickbait Headline Arguments MetalSucks Will Attempt to Make in 2019″ width=”1200″ height=”800″ srcset=”https://cdn-p.smehost.net/sites/2ed48fdcc3904f548299cd86d78e9885/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Chino-Moreno-Black-Metal.jpg 1200w, https://cdn-p.smehost.net/sites/2ed48fdcc3904f548299cd86d78e9885/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Chino-Moreno-Black-Metal-300×200.jpg 300w, https://cdn-p.smehost.net/sites/2ed48fdcc3904f548299cd86d78e9885/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Chino-Moreno-Black-Metal-680×453.jpg 680w” sizes=”(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px” />

Five Finger Death Punch Are the Quintessential American Heavy Metal Band5 Completely Bullsh*t Clickbait Headline Arguments MetalSucks Will Attempt to Make in 2019″ width=”1000″ height=”667″ srcset=”https://cdn-p.smehost.net/sites/2ed48fdcc3904f548299cd86d78e9885/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/ffdp.jpg 1000w, https://cdn-p.smehost.net/sites/2ed48fdcc3904f548299cd86d78e9885/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/ffdp-300×200.jpg 300w, https://cdn-p.smehost.net/sites/2ed48fdcc3904f548299cd86d78e9885/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/ffdp-620×414.jpg 620w” sizes=”(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px” />

It Was Never a Black Sabbath Reunion Without Tony Martin5 Completely Bullsh*t Clickbait Headline Arguments MetalSucks Will Attempt to Make in 2019″ width=”1000″ height=”955″ />

The Carcass Reunion Was a Bad Idea

The Dio Hologram Is a Swell Idea

Ghost Need a New Singer for Real

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