25 Completely Bullsh*t Clickbait Headline Arguments MetalSucks Will Attempt to Make in 2019

We Care a Lot Is the Best Faith No More Album

Phil Anselmo and Rex Brown Should Re-Launch Pantera with Zakk Wylde and Chris Adler

Joe Holmes Was Ozzy’s Best Guitarist

Adding Bass Would Ruin Metallica’s …And Justice for All

Craig Jones Is the Most Wrongfully Under-Appreciated Member of Slipknot

Rock Star Is the Best Movie About Heavy Metal Music Ever Produced

It Will Never Be a True Guns N’ Roses Reunion Without Matt Sorum

Slayer Should Keep Going, Even If It Means Proceeding Without Tom Araya

Bruce Dickinson Is the Worst Thing to Ever Happen to Iron Maiden

Babymetal Isn’t a Band — It’s a State of Mind

King Diamond Is NOT Metal

Obituary Are NOT Death Metal

Dragonforce Are NOT Power Metal

The Deftones Have Been Not-So-Secretly Black Metal This Entire Time

Five Finger Death Punch Are the Quintessential American Heavy Metal Band

It Was Never a Black Sabbath Reunion Without Tony Martin

The Carcass Reunion Was a Bad Idea

The Dio Hologram Is a Swell Idea

Ghost Need a New Singer for Real

Illud Divinum Insanus Is an Underrated Masterpiece That Was Ahead of Its Time

Emmure Got Good!

Marilyn Manson Is the Most Provocative Artist of His Generation

Korn Should Never Break Up

Limp Bizkit Should Never Break Up

Attila Should Never Break Up