Enlarge Please please please let this poor old man retire already.

How Did Ozzy Osbourne Hurt Himself? “He Tripped over a Shoe Getting into Bed After Peeing”

  • Axl Rosenberg

Earlier this month, the perpetually plagued-by-bad-health Ozzy Osbourne postponed all of his 2019 farewell tour dates because the singer “fell at his Los Angeles home aggravating years-old injuries (from his 2003 ATV accident) that required surgery last month.” And while nobody reads that sentence and thinks “Young man in the prime of his life,” now that we know the whole story, Ozzy’s situation becomes even more sad-funny.

Speaking to Sirius XM’s Jim Norton and Sam Roberts show, Ozzy’s son, Jack, revealed how Ozzy fell in the first place: “He tripped over a shoe getting into bed after peeing.”

I’m not even making fun of Ozzy. I’m just saying this poor guy’s retirement can’t come a moment too soon.

Here are Ozzy’s rescheduled dates for 2020 that have been announced thus far:

Wed 5/27 Atlanta, GA State Farm Arena
Fri 5/29 Sunrise, FL BB&T Center
Sun 5/31 Tampa, FL MIDFLORIDA Credit Union
Tue 6/2 Charlotte, NC PNC Music Pavilion
Thu 6/4 Cincinnati, OH Riverbend Music Center
Sat 6/6 Hershey, PA Hershey Park Stadium
Thu 6/11 Pittsburgh, PA KeyBank Pavilion
Sat 6/13 Bangor, ME Darling’s Waterfront Pavilion
Tue 6/16 Montreal, QC Bell Centre
Thu 6/18 Hamilton, ON First Ontario Centre
Sat 6/20 Uncasville, CT Mohegan Sun Arena
Mon 6/22 New York, NY Madison Square Garden Arena
Wed 6/24 St Louis, MO Hollywood Casino Amphitheater
Fri 6/26 Kansas City, MO Sprint Center
Sun 6/28 Des Moines, IA Wells Fargo Arena
Wed 7/1 Milwaukee, WI Amer. Family Ins. Amp–Summerfest
Fri 7/3 St Paul, MN Xcel Energy Center
Tue 7/7 Edmonton, AB Rogers Place
Thu 7/9 Vancouver, BC Pepsi Live at Rogers Arena
Sat 7/11 Tacoma, WA Tacoma Dome
Wed 7/15 Portland, OR Moda Center
Fri 7/17 Sacramento, CA Golden 1 Center
Thu 7/23 Phoenix, AZ Ak-Chin Pavilion
Sat 7/25 San Francisco, CA Shoreline Amphitheatre
Wed 7/29 San Diego, CA North Island Credit Union Amphitheatre
Fri 7/31 Las Vegas, CA MGM Grand Garden Arena
TBA July Los Angeles, CA Hollywood Bowl

[via Noisecreep]

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