Cattle Decapitation May Not Eat Meat, but That Doesn’t Mean They Won’t Eat Ass
Still, I’d argue that Cattle Decapitation’s soon-to-be released face masks are, by far, the most metal ones produced to date.
The reason? Their design is undeniably death/ grind. The front features a collage of notable 2020 events which looks like it came right off of some kid’s DIY project, while the back features an asshole. And I don’t mean an asshole in the figurative sense (e.g., Donald Trump). I mean in a very real sense that it has a photo of a poop shooter.
The mock-up (below) is censored, but the product page actually includes the warning “Please be advised: actual image on mask is not censored.” That same product page also drolly notes that “Due to Covid-19, a one-sided, (butthole-less), version is unavailable.” Oh, Cattle Decap! NEVER CHANGE!!!
You can pre-order your mask here for fifteen bucks.
[via The PRP]