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Kelly Osbourne Travels With a Massive Pillow of Slipknot DJ Sid Wilson’s Face

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Well, I think it’s safe to assume that the rumors are true and Ozzy Osbourne’s daughter, Kelly, really is dating Slipknot turntablist Sid Wilson… ’cause if not, they have a very, uh, unique platonic relationship.

To wit: yesterday, on her Instagram stories page, while documenting a trip to Ireland and Italy with a friend, Osbourne revealed that she travels with a massive pillow of Wilson.

Osbourne also captioned the photo of herself with the pillow in question “Everywhere I go I take my baby with me ????,” lest there be any doubt as to the nature of her relationship with Wilson.

Additionally, she shared a schmaltzy love poem and tagged Wilson in the post:

“&& so there’s this boy,
And the way he laughs makes me smile,
And the way he talks gives me butterflies,
And everything about him, makes me happy.”

Awwwwww.

Worth noting, I think, is that the photo on the pillow is of Wilson in his Slipknot mask (mid-drool, no less) — but it’s not his current mask. If I had to guess, I’d say the photo was taken during the Iowa era. I assume this means someone else made the pillow and Osbourne got it on Etsy or something (or someone got it for her as a gag). I mean, if she or someone she knows made this, I dunno why they wouldn’t use a more current picture, or at least a more flattering one.

You can view Osbourne’s posts below.

Kelly Osbourne Travels With a Massive Pillow of Slipknot DJ Sid Wilson’s Face
Credit: Kelly Osbourne/Instagram
Kelly Osbourne Travels With a Massive Pillow of Slipknot DJ Sid Wilson’s Face
Credit: Kelly Osbourne/Instagram

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