GWAR Announce Tour with Goatwhore, The Native Howl, and Nekrogoblikon

Man, we will fuck with a GWAR show on Christmas during the rapture. Any day GWAR wants to play, we’re here to get fed to a giant foam-rubber vagina in front of an audience of our peers. So it’s a good thing the band is heading out on tour — and yes, before you ask, they’ll be hitting Hampton Beach, New Hampshire.

Coming along are riff-sexuals Goatwhore, goblin metallers Nekrogoblikon (guys, the goblin is not the singer! Who knew!), and The Native Howl, who appear to be an ol’ timey dirtbag band, and have a song called “Harvester of Constant Sorrow,” so hey, let’s get hammered.

Get hit in the nads with a fake eyeball at one of the following dates:

w/ The Native Howl & Nekrogoblikon

5/19 – Ft. Wayne, IN @ Piere’s
5/20 – St. Louis, MO @ The Pageant (PointFest PreParty)
5/21 – Wichita, KS @ TempleLive

w/ Goatwhore, The Native Howl & Nekrogoblikon

5/23 – Colorado Springs, CO @ The Black Sheep
5/24 – Grand Junction, CO @ Mesa Theater
5/26 – Sacramento, CA @ Ace of Spades
5/27 – Chico, CA @ Senator Theatre
5/28 – San Diego, CA @ House of Blues
5/29 – Tempe, AZ @ The Marquee
5/31 – San Antonio, TX @ Vibes Event Center
6/2 – Destin, FL @ Club LA
6/3 – Chattanooga, TN @ The Signal
6/4 – Charleston, SC @ Music Farm
6/5 – Charlotte, NC @ The Underground
6/7 – Joliet, IL @ The Forge
6/8 – Green Bay, WI @ EPIC Event Center
6/10 – Washington, DC @ 9:30 Club
6/11 – Sayreville, NJ @ Starland Ballroom
6/12 – Albany, NY @ Empire Live
6/14 – Hampton Beach, NH @ Wally’s
6/15 – Burlington, VT @ Higher Ground
6/16 – Providence, RI @ The Strand
6/17 – Reading, PA @ Reverb