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Introducing ‘Love Bites,’ a Love & Dating Column for Metalheads Featuring Stormi Maya

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Do you need help in the love department? Are you seeing someone and not quite sure you’re picking up what they’re putting down? Do you feel strange about the things you like in the bedroom? If you’ve got dating questions and want some advice from veritable heavy metal hottie, then we’ve got you covered with our brand new monthly column ‘Love Bites’.

Written by actress, sex worker, and Cinnamon Babe frontwoman Stormi Maya, this new column will give our readers — you guys — a chance to hopefully get some help finding love, maintaining relationships, and having a little fun along the way. To make this possible, we’ve opened up a special email address ([email protected]) where you can reach out and hopefully get featured in an upcoming article.

Just as we feel metal is for everyone, so too is this column. We don’t care about your sexual orientation, your gender, your race, or any other factors by which society tends to divide us. Both love and metal are universal, so as long as you’ve got a serious question or really want some advice, this column is for you.

To help keep your identities safe, we ask that you come up with a fake name you’d like us to use, otherwise we’ll come up with one for you. We want this to be a safe opportunity to ask the questions you might not feel comfortable asking those close to you. And while that means we may breach some sensitive topics, we’ll do our best to handle them with care.

So let’s all have fun by getting together, sharing our experiences, and hopefully help our fellow metalheads find love and get laid! Send your questions or requests for advice to [email protected] today!

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