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Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0
Exclusive: Steel Panther Studio Report FTS!
March 20th, 2013 at 2:30pm Anso DF

An ejaculation of exclusive info on the upcoming Steel Panther record! For the splooge!!


Upcoming Bullsh*t 0
Tool Think They’re Willy Wonka, Might Be Right
March 20th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg

They’re given away Golden Tickets with the reissue of Opiate. Will the winners INHERIT TOOL?!?!?!


...And F*ck You Too 0
Marilyn Manson Thinks He’s Batman, Is Wrong
March 20th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg

He’s basically the Gob Bluth of metal.


Everyone's Replaceable 0
And the New Guitar Player for Textures Is…
March 20th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Hint: it’s not the lady.


Music Premieres 0
Exclusive Track Premiere: “Scornstar” by Arsis
March 20th, 2013 at 12:00pm MetalSucks

Check out the band’s vicious new single.


Tour de Force 0
Lamb of God, Decapitated, Terror, and The Acacia Strain: A Tour You Shall Be Attending
March 20th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg

Why even pretend you’re not going to this?


Reunion Mania 0
Lord Worm Reuniting with Cryptopsy
March 20th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg

But is it just for one show, or forever-ever-ever???


Tour de Force 0
Scion Rock Fest 2013 is Shaping Up Nicely
March 20th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg

Testament, Melvins, Municipal Waste and more announced for latest edition of the free event.


Cinemetal 0
Loiter Squad: Black Metal
March 19th, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Forty-three seconds of distraction.


Hair Metal Happy Hour 0
That Time New Order Satirized Hair Metal
March 19th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg

A perfect parody of 1980s glam metal clips, courtesy of the director of Zero Dark Thirty.


New Stuff 0
H.I.M.’s “Lips Go Blue”
March 19th, 2013 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Finland’s dreamiest metal band releases new single.


Tour de Force 0
Newsted Gets Staind
March 19th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg

If you ever hoped the makers of “I Dissapear” and “For You” would team up, I’ve got some good news for you. Everyone else: we’re fucked.


New Stuff 0
Stream The Modern Age Slavery’s Requiem for Us All in its Entirety
March 19th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg

Let these Italians beat you like you were pizza dough.


Upcoming Bullsh*t 0
Children of Bodom Wear a Halo of Blood
March 19th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg

Band announces new album + unveils the cover art, too!


Shit That Comes Out Today 0
Sh*t That Comes Out Today: March 19, 2013
March 19th, 2013 at 10:30am MetalSucks

Behold 2013’s awesomest week of heavy new releases! Two are titled “Sky Burial”? One’s a Minor Threat tribute parody? Another is 100% solo piano?


New Stuff 0
Wake Up to Killswitch Engage’s “New Awakening”
March 19th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg

Start your day with a fresh cup o’ joe and a fresh cup o’ metalcore.


What the...?? 0
Dave Mustaine is Going to be a Featured Soloist with the San Diego Symphony
March 18th, 2013 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Insert your own “Symphony of Destruction” joke here.


Contests 0
Contest: Send Us the Best Video of Yourself Playing Air Guitar to Axel Rudi Pell, Win One of ARP’s Stage Fans, a Limited Edition Circle of the Oath LP Box Set, and More!
March 18th, 2013 at 4:00pm MetalSucks

Now your hair can flow in the artificial wind just like Axel’s does!!!


New Stuff 0
Let VHÖL “Illuminate” Your Afternoon
March 18th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Ya do the hokey pokey and ya turns yourself around, that’s what it’s VHÖL about.


Admin 0
MetalSucks is Looking for an Intern!
March 18th, 2013 at 3:00pm MetalSucks

Interested in an internship with MetalSucks? Read on.


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