Editorials 120 INTRONAUT CHANGED MY LIFE October 11th, 2007 at 12:47pm Kip Wingerschmidt Seriously, brah. These guys are amazing. Better than amazing. By […]
Editorials 1 LAST NIGHT, MY GIRLFRIEND AND I HAD ANAAL SEX FOR THE FIRST TIME! October 11th, 2007 at 10:35am Axl Rosenberg I guess it’s just a lame butt-sex-joke kinda day. Huh. […]
Cinemetal 40 ALL F*CKING HAIL EXHORDER October 11th, 2007 at 10:21am Axl Rosenberg Why the fuck do we never talk about Exhorder around […]
Admin 0 LOVE THOSE CHRISTIANS October 11th, 2007 at 1:38am Kip Wingerschmidt Yeah, okay–this band is kinda cheesy now, or at least […]
Editorials 90 TRENT REZNOR TO RELEASE LATEST SH*TTY RE-MIX ALBUM October 10th, 2007 at 3:40pm Axl Rosenberg Trent Reznor’s not gonna let a little thing like an […]
Editorials 90 HOW MUCH METAL DO YOU HAVE IN YOU? October 10th, 2007 at 1:01pm Kip Wingerschmidt Legitimate question, right? Wait’ll you see what I actually mean […]
Editorials 20 CHILDREN OF BODOM DON’T HAVE AN ALBUM, BUT THEY HAVE A RELEASE DATE October 10th, 2007 at 10:47am Axl Rosenberg Children of Bodom only just entered a studio in their […]
Editorials 1 ROSETTA’S WAKE/LIFT: A TRUE SIREN’S CALL October 10th, 2007 at 6:47am Axl Rosenberg si·ren /ˈsaɪrən/ Pronunciation Key – Show Spelled Pronunciatio[sahy-ruhn] –noun 1. […]
Editorials 50 DID YOU JUST SAY WHAT I THINK YOU SAID? October 9th, 2007 at 10:40pm Kip Wingerschmidt Whaddya mean you’ve never really listened to King Crimson before? […]
Editorials 1 THE AGGRESSIVE SOUTHERN R-O-C-K OF BARONESS October 9th, 2007 at 10:17pm Kip Wingerschmidt Notice I didn’t call it metal. Why, you ask? ‘Cause […]
Guilty Pleasure Playlists 70 GUILTY PLEASURE PLAYLIST #2: CHRISTIAN METAL EDITION October 9th, 2007 at 3:45pm Axl Rosenberg Multiple choice question: what do the following music videos all […]
Editorials 70 OZZY REALLY IS NEVER GONNA STOP October 9th, 2007 at 2:50pm Axl Rosenberg According to The Gauntlet, Ozzy Osbourne has told reporters that […]
Reviews 70 WHITFIELD CRANE MAKES ANOTHER ANIMAL LESS ANNOYING THAN IT SHOULD BE October 9th, 2007 at 1:26pm Axl Rosenberg Allow me to be 110% honest up-front: the prospect of […]
Cinemetal 60 TO TRENT REZNOR: CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING LABEL-FREE! NOW HERE’S SOME EMBARRASSING FOOTAGE FROM YOUR PRE-NIN DAYS October 9th, 2007 at 9:28am Axl Rosenberg Trent Reznor never, ever, ever gets to be a music […]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 20 SATURDAY SONG TO GET [REALLY] STONED [BEFORE LISTENING] TO: ISIS – “SO DID WE” October 6th, 2007 at 11:56am Kip Wingerschmidt I’m always surprised when folks tell me they’re not so […]
Cinemetal 130 THE HOSPITAL IS NOT NEARLY AS METAL IN REAL LIFE AS IT IS IN MUSIC VIDEOS October 5th, 2007 at 10:09pm Kip Wingerschmidt And I know firsthand because late last nite I fell […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 1 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK: WIN A COPY OF ANOTHER ANIMAL’S NEW CD October 5th, 2007 at 4:33pm Axl Rosenberg Congrats are in order for MetalSucks readers Dan Santana and […]
Editorials 20 IT’S OFFICIAL: CARCASS TO REUNITE FOR WACKEN OPEN AIR FESTIVAL October 5th, 2007 at 3:01pm Axl Rosenberg Well well well, I guess it wasn’t too soon to […]
Editorials 1 CZECH GROUP WITH THE THIRD BEST BAND NAME EVER GIVING AWAY FREE EP FOR DOWNLOAD October 4th, 2007 at 2:45pm Axl Rosenberg Czech grindcore outfit Duobetic Homunkulus have made their debut EP, […]
Editorials 20 DRASTICALLY IMPROVING AS OPPOSED TO GETTING WORSE IS METAL October 4th, 2007 at 12:08pm Kip Wingerschmidt The first time I saw the soundscape-y post-metal band Pelican […]
