What a great day to be alive!

“Gore Whore” < Goatwhore.

Featuring Abbath, High on Fire, Skeletonwitch, Tribulation, and, tonight only, Horrendous!

New song isn’t actually a Queen cover.

I believe the phrase you’re looking for is, “HOLY FUCK!”

E.g., the mold, your face, etc.

Funny but dumb theory goes viral.

Just when you thought you’d never get to buy a good Metallica album again…

Weirdest… copyright infringement case… EVER.

Whitney celebrates some of Ireland’s most metal historical figures, including the explorer Ernest Shackleton, the pirate queen Grace O’Malley, and the savage warrior Ulf the Quarrelsome, who once disemboweled a Viking enemy and wrapped his insides around a tree.

Because who needs a drummer anyway?

Fix yourself a sloe cheese fizz and get ready for some song-driven prog dorkery…

Never before have you had a reason to be so happy about music so sad.

Get in the mood for the band’s North American tour, which kicks off tonight.

The reason may shock you… not!

The most deliciously smelly cover of Septicflesh ever.

Monuments have dropped off the bill (visa issues!) but Serial Hawk will replace them.

I’m totally kidding, this fucking piece of shit record is never coming out.

This band’s marketing faux pas is your chance to win swag.

Stay Sick Recordings to release even more irredeemable garbage next month.