Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Black Tongue’s Alex Teyen Falls from Moving Tour Bus After Mistaking Exit for Bathroom February 11th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg And you thought YOU do dumb stuff when you’re hammered.
Music Premieres 0 Exclusive Full Album Stream: Sumac, The Deal February 11th, 2015 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Group features members and ex-members of Isis, Old Man Gloom, Russian Circles, Botch and Baptists.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Marduk Announces New Album with Nicki Minaj, Backschwein (NSFW) February 11th, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Marduk like big butts, and they cannot lie.
Barbarous Book Club 0 Looking for a Good Book? Take Some Suggestions from Red Fang February 11th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg “These books go to 11,” LOL.
Cinemetal 0 Stone Sour Enter “Dark” Metal Church February 11th, 2015 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Corey Taylor is shakin’ and is thinkin’ of something evil lurking and waiting for him in the dark.
New Stuff 0 Gee, I Wonder What Kind of Music Unrest Play? February 11th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Truth in advertising.
Tour de Force 0 AC/DC Announce North American Tour Dates February 11th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg If you want shows (you got it).
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win Three CDs from The MetalSucks Mansion Archives! February 10th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Wanna win some stuff? Tell me what this ridiculous logo says and you might!!!
Moppet Metal 0 Video: ANOTHER Ridiculously Cute Child Recites the ABCs Like a Heavy Metal Singer February 10th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg So adorable it hurts.
Cinemetal 0 New Psycroptic Song and Video Won’t Leave You “Cold” February 10th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg No, really, it’s like a gajillion times better than anything Cold ever wrote.
Cinemetal 0 Must Watch Music Video of the Day: Shredhead’s “Walk with the Dead” February 10th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Animated video features “cameos” from a cavalcade of metal stars.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Rage Against the Machine Bassist Tim Commerford Calls Limp Bizkit “One of the Dumbest Bands in the History of Music” February 10th, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg That sound you hear is Wes Borland weeping.
Greatest Hits 0 Video: Killswitch Engage’s Adam Dutkiewicz Wins Everything on The Price is Right February 10th, 2015 at 1:09pm MetalSucks The guitarist makes the game show his bitch.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: February 10, 2015 February 10th, 2015 at 12:00pm David Lee Rothmund Today’s heavy new releases from Cowards, Marduk, Rwake, Sdick To Your Buns, Taake, and tons more!
Reunion Mania 0 Sol Invictus: Faith No More Announce Release Date for First Album in Nineteen Years!!! February 10th, 2015 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg My face muscles are in pain, for they are not accustomed to smiling so widely for such an extended period of time.
New Stuff 0 Don’t “Forget” to Listen to the New Royal Thunder Song February 10th, 2015 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg You better run for your life!
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Analysis: Tenacious D’s Grammy Win Makes Perfect Sense February 10th, 2015 at 10:30am Anso DF It seems stupid. It’s just business.
Rampant Rumors 0 Mastodon’s Brent Hinds Allegedly Booted from The Grammys February 10th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Security said to have told the guitarist “You don’t know how to behave!”
Editorials 0 Bats Avenge Fallen Brother, Invade Ozzy Osbourne’s Home February 9th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg The Bat State of England and Ireland — more commonly known as “BSEI” — has claimed credit for the attack
Editorials 0 10 Essential Metal Albums to Get High To – Presented By G Pen: Dissection, Reinkaos February 9th, 2015 at 4:20pm Axl Rosenberg Imagine all the tragedy that could have been avoided if Jon Nödtveidt had gotten baked more often.
