Metal Merch 0 New “It Should Have Been Lars” Shirt Available on Etsy July 2nd, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Some of you will find this to be in bad taste. Some of you should go suck an egg.
Metalcal Marijuana 0 It’s 4:20! Get Tall with System of a Down’s Shavo Odadjian and B-Real from Cypress Hill July 2nd, 2014 at 4:20pm Axl Rosenberg More like System of an UP, amiriteoramirite???
Metal Merch 0 One Week Left to Pre-Order Metal Warz T-Shirts!! July 2nd, 2014 at 3:30pm MetalSucks These ARE the shirts you’re looking for.
Cinemetal 0 Justin Moore, Robot That Sounds a Lot Like Vince Neil Release Video for Country Version of Mötley Crüe’s “Home Sweet Home” July 2nd, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Yippee-ki-yay, Mötleyfucker.
This Sucks 0 UPDATED: Upon a Burning Body Vocalist Danny Leal is Missing July 2nd, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg No one has seen or heard from him since June 30.
Contests 0 We’re Giving Away a Pair of Tickets to Every Stop on Summer Slaughter 2014!!! July 2nd, 2014 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Get in here to learn how you can win!!!
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Exclusive Premiere: He Is Legend Through The “Never” July 2nd, 2014 at 1:00pm Anso DF From the band’s fourth album, Heavy Fruit, out August 19.
This Sucks 0 Young and in the Way’s Bloodspray Gate Continues: North Carolina Venue May Never Host Concerts Again July 2nd, 2014 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Oops.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Drummer Mark Castillo Receives Cochlear Implant, Quits Emmure July 2nd, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg All Shall Perish’s Adam Pierce may or may not be his replacement.
Cinemetal 0 “You Can’t Stop” This New Suicide Silence Video July 2nd, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Although you can pause it.
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win Three Mystery CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives! July 1st, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s is pretty easy. You’re SO welcome!
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Upcoming Bullsh*t About Which You Should Know: The Haunted, Electric Wizard, and Iron Reagan Announce New Albums July 1st, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Schwing!
Tour de Force 0 Crowbar to Tour with Revocation, Havok, and Fit For An Autopsy July 1st, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg When I say “CROW!”, you say “BAR!” “CROW!” “BAR!” “CROW!” “BAR!”
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: July 1, 2014 July 1st, 2014 at 3:00pm David Lee Rothmund In this week’s spotlight on heavy new releases, a Grasshopper, some “Rabbitts,” and a Drunk Dad walk into a bar …
Breaking the Law 0 Charges Against One Dude from King 810 Dismissed; Other Dude May Face Trial July 1st, 2014 at 1:45pm Axl Rosenberg But both dudes will continue to tour anyway.
New Stuff 0 “Sadistic Embodiment”: Listen to a New Cannibal Corpse Song RIGHT NOW!!! July 1st, 2014 at 1:20pm Axl Rosenberg This day just keeps getting better and better and betterer!!!
Breaking the Law 0 Police in Coeur d’Alene, Idaho Detain Men for Saying “Nickelback,” Establish Selves as World’s Preeminent Law Enforcement Agency July 1st, 2014 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg Actually, it was all a misunderstanding relating to weed.
Music Premieres 0 Exclusive Track Premiere: United Nations Takes on the United Nations in “United Nations Vs. United Nations” July 1st, 2014 at 12:00pm MetalSucks This song could, like, unite nations.
Tour de Force 0 Living Colour are Just Chillin’ in the Shade July 1st, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg The band so talented it’s unfair have announced the title and release season for their new album! AND tour dates!!!
Studio Stuff 0 This is What the Drums’re Gonna Sound Like on At the Gates’ At War with Reality June 30th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg More sort-of-but-not-really new music!!!
