Cinemetal 230 Bill Bailey Has a Message for Metallica July 12th, 2011 at 11:40am Axl Rosenberg Bill Bailey is a British comedian with whom I’m not […]
Cinemetal 1 TEETH BROKEN WITH A “BULLET” July 11th, 2011 at 2:20pm MetalSucks I got forwarded this video by one of my delightful […]
Cinemetal 160 GUANO APES AIN’T NO POO-FLINGIN’ MONKEYS July 6th, 2011 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein I am not alone in my love of Germany’s Guano […]
Cinemetal 660 NOW IWABO ARE RUINING IT FOR WINDS OF PLAGUE AND AS BLOOD RUNS BLACK TOO July 6th, 2011 at 11:20am Vince Neilstein Remember those bizarre Iwrestledabearonce video clips we posted yesterday? Turns […]
Cinemetal 130 SKINDRED “CUT DEM.” ALSO, THEM. July 1st, 2011 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg Vince is really the resident Skindred fan at the MS […]
Cinemetal 240 QUEENSRYCHE HAVE A FIRM GRASP OF THE ART OF ALBUM PROMOTION July 1st, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Wanna see Queensryche’s new video, for the song “Get Started?” Well, […]
Cinemetal 110 AMON AMARTH, DESTROYERS OF TERRIBLE CONCERT VIDEOS June 28th, 2011 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg Holy shit, two good music videos in one day? What […]
Cinemetal 490 “DEATHBOUND”: MASTODON CONTINUE TO RULE AT MAKING MUSIC VIDEOS June 28th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg As my man Anso reported yesterday, this morning finds Mastodon […]
Cinemetal 60 TRENT REZNOR’S YEAR ZERO HBO MINISERIES GETS A WRITER June 27th, 2011 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg Trent Reznor has been talking about doing a Year Zero […]
Cinemetal 270 HERE’S SOMEPLACE YOU WOULDN’T EXPECT TO FIND TOOL June 24th, 2011 at 12:20pm Axl Rosenberg Captain America is a comic book movie about a wimp […]
Cinemetal 1720 INCREDIBLY UNFUNNY COMEDIAN MAKES INCREDIBLY UNFUNNY JOKES AT METAL’S EXPENSE June 23rd, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Tosh.0 is a terrible television program that desperately tries, and […]
Cinemetal 70 I CAN’T THINK OF A GOOD HEADLINE. HERE’S THE CHARIOT’S “EVAN PERKS” VIDEO. June 23rd, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg The Chariot’s last video, for “David De La Hoz” (watch […]
Cinemetal 350 WHY YOU WON’T SEE MARYLAND DEATHFEST: THE MOVIE III ANYTIME SOON June 22nd, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg I stole this photo from Invisible Oranges. I wasn’t a […]
Cinemetal 90 BRENT HINDS BLOOPERS ARE EVEN BETTER THAN THE BRENT HINDS T.V. COMMERCIAL June 22nd, 2011 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg Remember that television commercial that Brent Hinds did for Atlanta dive […]
Cinemetal 690 WHO’S YOUR FAVORITE EXTRA IN ANNOTATIONS OF AN AUTOPSY’S “STAGE BREAKER” VIDEO? June 21st, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg In Annotations of an Autopsy’s new video, for the song […]
Cinemetal 490 WHERE IS YOUR F*CKING GOD NOW? June 20th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg This is what Tom Cruise looks like in the now-filming […]
Cinemetal 510 TRIVIUM, STILL CAUGHT UNDER THE “WAVES” June 17th, 2011 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg I really like Trivium, but their latest single, “In Waves,” […]
Cinemetal 370 BLACK TIDE ARE ALL GROWN UP, STILL NOT GOOD June 15th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Kids grow up so fast these days! I remember a […]
Cinemetal 300 BEN ROBSON SHARTED June 13th, 2011 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein MetalSucks pseudo-celeb Ben Robson — he who won our Nevermore […]
Cinemetal 210 CINEMETAL ROUND-UP: NEW VIDEOS FROM AMEBIX, CHTHONIC, SAMAEL, CATALEPSY, AND HELLFIGHTER June 8th, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’m going to put about as much effort into this […]