Cinemetal

Grrr.

Easy to forget these guys are from Finland.

No matter whether Trump or Clinton wins today, we all lose.

Also: learn about their special Record Store Day release!

And that’s not even the best part — the best part is that the song sounds rad!

Eat your damn vegetables.

An ’80s-inspired thriller with drama, blood, a chainsaw and more!

He also wants Reese Witherspoon to play him in the movie.

It’s like Beyoncé’s Lemonade, only not as visually stimulating.

Neat-o!

Every local scene’s got ’em: bands that don’t speak to any of the other bands at their shows, stand in the back (arms crossed) during their sets, take forever loading their gear onto and off of the stage, and just collect their cash and leave before the show is over.

It’s just, like, a whole HERD of elephants marching.

It’s super-violent, bruh.

Emotional video is very tough to watch.

New Hampshire’s best band is back and as good as they ever were.

“By taking slivers of industrial and combining it with familiar death metal template, Colosso have managed to release an album that is both blazing and heavy.”

Also: check out acoustic versions of “Enter Sandman,””Seek & Destroy,” “Hardwired,” and more.

Short version: this movie is not going to be good.

If only actual sieges were this pleasant!

Republicans always inspire the best art!