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So many potential captions for the above photo. Give it your best shot!

MetalSucks and Converse are teaming up to offer five lucky bands the opportunity to record for free at Converse’s studio in August. But the deadline to apply is this Sunday, so sign up now!

Black metal pizza party.

Cannibal Corpse’s Pat O’Brien wishes he had a MetalSucks t-shirt of his own.

Got a funny caption for the above photo?

Thanks to all who entered our Metal on the Mountain […]

Want your band to open for The Ocean, Textures, Twelve Foot Ninja, Hacride, Mnemic, Benea Reach and more?

Think you can come up with a clever caption for the above photo?

Epic photo is beyond fucking epic.

Wait ’til you see the tattoo on this guy’s stomach.

MetalSucks and Converse are teaming up to offer five lucky bands the opportunity to record for free at Converse’s studio in August.

Although, in truth, that photo is funny even without a caption.

Instructional clinics and songwriting seminars, jam with the band, ride motorcycles with bassist John Campbell, gamble with the guys at the nearby casino and more!

Hoo-ray!

Win a free box of goodies from the MetalSucks Mansion for sending in photos of yourself donning MS merch.

Siqq sweatshirt, brah.

Photo caption the photobomb.

MetalSucks reader Christopher P. with Intronaut’s Joe Lester. Thumbs up, brahs!

Bring the lulz to the above photo.

You now have another week to enter!!!