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Hair Metal Happy Hour


Hair Metal Happy Hour 40
YOU THINK YOU’RE TOUGH?
May 14th, 2010 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein

Well, then you could be like these guys: … or […]


Hair Metal Happy Hour 80
DON’T WASTE YOUR TIME WITH A FAKE “WASTED TIME”
May 10th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Bring Back Glam tells me that the new Bret Michaels […]


Hair Metal Happy Hour 280
SERIOUSLY, BRET MICHAELS?
May 6th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg

When Bret Michaels was rushed to the hospital after suffering […]


Cinemetal 170
YEAH, BUT WILL IT HAVE DOKKEN’S “DREAM WARRIORS” IN IT?
April 30th, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Tonight, some friends and I are getting really, really, really, […]


Hair Metal Happy Hour 70
EXTREME WROTE A SONG ABOUT AXL ROSENBERG!
April 28th, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg

You know what? I was pretty stoked to hear that […]


Hair Metal Happy Hour 40
GIVES A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO THE PHRASE “HAIR METAL”
April 28th, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg

I don’t even feel the need to write anything about […]


Hair Metal Happy Hour 270
IT WOULD BE HARD TO WRITE AN OBITUARY FOR BRET MICHAELS
April 26th, 2010 at 12:45pm Axl Rosenberg

I know that’s a terrible thing to say, but it’s […]


Cinemetal 350
“PUNCH HER REALLY HARD RIGHT IN HER HEPATITIS”
April 12th, 2010 at 9:30am Axl Rosenberg

Oh, Family Guy. You so crazy. You already made a […]


Hair Metal Happy Hour 80
EAT RATT UP ALIVE (FREE DOWNLOAD! FREE FREE FREE!)
April 7th, 2010 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein

Some of the brutalest, trvest, kvltest metal dudes that I […]


Hair Metal Happy Hour 30
HEH HEH, HE SAID “JIZZY”
April 5th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg

Of all the 654 singers L.A. Guns has had over […]


Hair Metal Happy Hour 50
NEW HAIR METAL FEST TO TAKE PLACE AT THE ZOO
April 1st, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg

So Rocklahoma, the once cock-rockalicious festival, may be a wash […]


Hair Metal Happy Hour 120
HUMAN STATUE GOES SOLO
March 31st, 2010 at 9:30am Axl Rosenberg

Yes, it’s true. Because Brides of Destruction, Methods of Mayhem, […]


Hair Metal Happy Hour 50
WARREN DEMARTINI VS. CARLOS CAVAZO, THE INFESTATION SHOWDOWN
March 30th, 2010 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein

These Queensryche “Cabaret” live shows sure do sound interesting but […]


Cinemetal Reviews 260
RANDOM THOUGHTS ABOUT HAIR METAL IN HOT TUB TIME MACHINE
March 24th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg

About a month ago, Antonin Skullia, Esq. and myself got […]


Cinemetal 50
RATT STILL RATTING AND ROLLING IN NEW VIDEO
March 23rd, 2010 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein

Ratt’s new album has gotten more than just the best […]


Hair Metal Happy Hour 100
OKAY, NOW IT’S LIKE BRET MICHAELS IS GOING OUT OF HIS WAY TO BE UNCOOL
March 18th, 2010 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg

You would think that being the singer for Poison would […]


Black Collar Workers 190
W.A.S.P. STRIKES STINGS AGAIN, CANCEL ANOTHER GIG
March 16th, 2010 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg

UPDATE: Apparently Blackie broke out after refusing to pay the […]


Hair Metal Happy Hour 200
W.A.S.P. SMASH!
March 15th, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Whoops, wrong kind of wasp. W.A.S.P. are on tour right […]


Hair Metal Happy Hour 90
WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT, A SCORPION OR A RATT?
March 15th, 2010 at 9:09am Axl Rosenberg

I’ve been skeptical of Vince’s recent enthusiasm for the new […]


Hair Metal Happy Hour 240
STRYPER BETRAY THEIR LORD AND SAVIOR, COVER SONGS BY JEWS AND HOMOSEXUALS
March 10th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg

If the you young ‘uns don’t know Stryper, well, they […]


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