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Haterade 620
“SEXUAL MAN CHOCOLATE”: ATTACK ATTACK! MAKE IT TOO EASY
December 14th, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg

Reader Luke Papadopoulos sent us the below video of Attack […]


Haterade 740
(HED)P.E. HAVE A NEW VIDEO. LULZ!
December 11th, 2009 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein

Rejected by even the lowest also-ran nu-metal mooks, (hed)p.e. have […]


Haterade 600
I BET MY MAKE-UP ARTIST CAN BEAT UP YOUR MAKE-UP ARTIST
December 10th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Reader Jared Piers e-mailed us about this unsigned band from […]


Haterade 1290
VILLAGE VOICE WRITER ELOQUENTLY DISSES TORCHE, MASTODON, BARONESS AND PELICAN IN ONE FELL SWOOP
December 1st, 2009 at 3:45pm Kip Wingerschmidt

Now I’m not saying I agree with all, most, or […]


Haterade 720
ALBACORE… HARDY HAR HAR
November 30th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg

An anonymous reader tipped us off to the existence of […]


Haterade 550
FINALLY, A SH*TTY FRENCH BAND
November 24th, 2009 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Longtime reader Ray Pecheone sent us the following video of […]


Haterade 510
WHAT LIES BENEATH? EXACTLY WHAT YOU’D EXPECT!
November 24th, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg

So I don’t think this exactly news as I’m assuming […]


Haterade 330
BOO GET RAPED
November 24th, 2009 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg

Although I know of at least one groupie who probably […]


Haterade 390
DEAR CHESTER BENNINGTON
November 18th, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg

I want to take a shit in your mouth. Why […]


Haterade 900
LOOK, I’VE MANAGED TO GO ALL THIS TIME WITHOUT TALKING ABOUT HOW BAD FLYFLEAF SUCK!
November 11th, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Whoops. I guess I just blew it.


Haterade 630
I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO HAVE BEEN THERE FOR THIS VIDEO SHOOT
November 9th, 2009 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Dear Oceano: congratulations! You are now only the second worst […]


Haterade 340
ROSIE O’DONNELL SCOURING CRAIGSLIST FOR MEMBERS FOR POST-ATTACK ATTACK! PROJECT
November 9th, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg

Things just haven’t been the same since Rosie left The […]


Haterade 320
ANYONE WANNA LISTEN TO AC/DC WITHOUT LISTENING TO AC/DC?
November 4th, 2009 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg

Vince really likes Buckcherry, but I’ve never gotten into any […]


Haterade 110
THERE IS NO GOOD METAL, ONLY ZUUL
November 2nd, 2009 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg

I guess I don’t really mind Atreyu wrecking the legacy […]


Haterade 590
RUFKM? IRON MAIDEN’S THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST
October 28th, 2009 at 3:30pm Corey Mitchell

RUFKM? (AKA “Are you fucking kidding me?”) takes a look […]


Haterade 1280
“DEATHCORE IS NOT SCENE”
October 21st, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg

Meet Senor Bivins. I read about him this morning on […]


Haterade 1300
RUFKM? METALLICA’S MASTER OF PUPPETS
October 19th, 2009 at 3:30pm Corey Mitchell

RUFKM? (AKA “Are you fucking kidding me?”) takes a look […]


Haterade 240
“REMEMBER THAT BAND MUTHA’S DAY OUT?”
October 15th, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg

That’s the question that reader Nathan Werp asked us this […]


Haterade 370
THE INVENTORS OF CRABCORE?
October 15th, 2009 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein

MS reader Ajax sent us a link to a video […]


Haterade 280
I MEAN, COME ON, PEOPLE
October 7th, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg

MetalSucks Maniac DannyJD sent us this video by a band […]


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