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Hipsters Out Of Metal!


Hipsters Out Of Metal! 140
IDOL REMAINS: DON’T CRY FOR ME PASADENA
February 11th, 2011 at 4:30pm Anso DF

Wed: San Francisco, auditions day seven Thurs: “Hollywood,” first round […]


Hipsters Out Of Metal! 120
GUITAR ICON GARY MOORE, 1952-2011
February 7th, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF

In 1968, Gary Moore (above, top left) was just 16 […]


Hipsters Out Of Metal! 140
IDOL REMAINS: HELP ME I AM IN HELL.
February 4th, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF

Auditions week three Cities: Austin (Wed), Los Angeles (Thurs) Misery […]


Hipsters Out Of Metal! 110
FLOTSAM AND JETSAM GODDAM
February 3rd, 2011 at 3:00pm Anso DF

With an exception, my 2010 best albums could’ve been predicted […]


Hipsters Out Of Metal! 50
IDOL REMAINS: YES, STEVEN TYLER, LET’S ALL “F*CK A DUCK”
January 28th, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF

Auditions week two Cities: Milwaukee (Wed), Nashville (Thurs) Misery index: […]


Hipsters Out Of Metal! 210
HAPPY BIRTHDAY EDDIE VAN HALEN STOP AVOIDING ME
January 26th, 2011 at 4:30pm Anso DF

One my least popular observations is that Eddie Van Halen’s […]


Hipsters Out Of Metal! 100
50% OF BULLETBOYS TO PERFORM 100% OF BULLETBOYS
January 24th, 2011 at 10:45am Anso DF

0% OF BULLETBOYS TO PERFORM 100% OF BULLETBOYS” width=”500″ height=”501″ […]


Hipsters Out Of Metal! 390
IDOL REMAINS: MY TRIP INTO AMERICAN IDOL HELL WITH STEVEN TYLER
January 21st, 2011 at 4:45pm Anso DF

This week’s were my first ever episodes of American Idol, […]


Hipsters Out Of Metal! 210
THIS IS HAPPENING. TYLER-ERA AMERICAN IDOL PREMIERES TONIGHT.
January 19th, 2011 at 4:30pm Anso DF

I’m not a masochist and therefore I have never endured […]


Hipsters Out Of Metal! 110
AMERICAN HILARITAGE
January 17th, 2011 at 10:30am Anso DF

When I describe Def Leppard’s “Excitable” as a deodorant jingle with […]


Hipsters Out Of Metal! 1
ALBUMS THAT WILL F*CK YOUR FACE OFF IN 2011: SCORCHED-EARTH POLICY, TBA
January 13th, 2011 at 12:30pm Anso DF

Scorched-Earth Policy TBA Label – Self-release Release date – Spring […]


Hipsters Out Of Metal! 300
STEEL PANTHER HITS BOTTOM
January 6th, 2011 at 2:30pm Anso DF

Whenever possible, I deflect from any discussion of the huge […]


Hipsters Out Of Metal! 100
2010: THE CAT’S IN THE BAG AND THE BAG’S IN THE RIVER
December 31st, 2010 at 2:00pm Anso DF

We bid fuck off to 2010 tonight ,and that’s sad […]


Br00tal-lists 180
ANSO DF’S TOP FIFTEEN METAL ALBUMS OF 2010
December 16th, 2010 at 2:30pm Anso DF

15. Forbidden, Omega Wave (Nuclear Blast) From one angle, it […]


Hipsters Out Of Metal! 240
TOMMY LEE TO SEAWORLD: ‘STOP JACKING OFF HOMOCIDAL WHALE’
December 9th, 2010 at 3:20pm Anso DF

If MetalSucks had a GQ-style 2010 Men of the Year […]


Hipsters Out Of Metal! 210
AIN’T TOO PROUD TO MEGAN
December 8th, 2010 at 4:30pm Anso DF

When setting out to do holiday shopping every winter, I’m […]


Hipsters Out Of Metal! 200
WATAIN IS NFA III
December 8th, 2010 at 12:00pm Anso DF

In 2010, nobody in music captured my attention more than […]


Hipsters Out Of Metal! 490
ANALYSIS: SLIPKNOT IF YOU CAN HELP IT
December 3rd, 2010 at 10:00am Anso DF

Slipknot is annoying as all fuck, and worse, the Iowan […]


Hipsters Out Of Metal! 130
TESLASTAMENT RULZ THAT METAL SHOW
November 22nd, 2010 at 12:00pm Anso DF

In a wise move, VH1’s fossil-rock chat program That Metal […]


Hipsters Out Of Metal! 260
TED, JUST ADMIT IT…
November 19th, 2010 at 4:00pm Anso DF

I’m not inherently suspicious of the drug-free, sober, and straight-edge. […]


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