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Jumping Darkness Parade


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JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE WITH DAATH’S EYAL LEVI: YOU MUST LIKE THE WAY THE INSIDE OF YOUR ASS SMELLS
November 24th, 2010 at 1:30pm MetalSucks

Newsflash: You’re not going to get signed and become a […]


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JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE WITH DAATH’S EYAL LEVI: CREATIVE PRISON IS FOR PUSSIES
November 5th, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks

I’ll admit, I had some writer’s block coming into this […]


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JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: EYAL INSTRUCTS US TO TRUST WHO PEOPLE ARE, NOT WHO YOU HOPE THEY ARE
October 29th, 2010 at 4:00pm MetalSucks

Raise your hand if you’ve got trust issues. I’m sure […]


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JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: EYAL WANTS TO KNOW WHAT YOU’RE LISTENING TO
October 22nd, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks

Damn. I haven’t written a blog for you guys while […]


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JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: EYAL CATCHES UP WITH AN OLD TEACHER
October 15th, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks

Ever had something happen to you that was so out […]


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JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: EYAL WONDERS, “IS THIS IT?”
October 8th, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks

I know that suicide happens in all walks of life. […]


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JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: EYAL ON PROPER ETIQUETTE FOR HOUSE GUESTS
October 1st, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks

Ever had a free loader, moocher, or destructive human parasite […]


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JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: EYAL WANTS TO KNOW — HOW MUCH ARE YOU WILLING TO SACRIFICE FOR YOUR ART?
September 24th, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks

I’m on a kick these days. My current kick involves […]


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JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: EYAL WONDERS WHAT MAKES A GUITARIST “GREAT”
September 17th, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks

A few weeks ago, our friend, Metal Mark, posted a […]


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JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE RETURNS!
September 9th, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks

Dear Metalsucks Readers, It’s been a while. I would have […]


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JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: A DÅÅTH STUDIO UPDATE FROM EYAL!
June 14th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks

Its 4:21 am on June 14th, 2010. We’re exactly one […]


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JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: EYAL ON STAGE ETIQUETTE FOR OPENING BANDS
May 14th, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks

Seeming as though there will never cease to be a […]


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JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: EYAL ASSERTS THAT PEOPLE NEED TO EMBRACE THE ONLINE PURCHASING OF MUSIC
April 30th, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks

Have you guys noticed how hard it is to find […]


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EYAL’S TOP UNDERRATED GUITARISTS
April 20th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks

I’ve always hated top-whatever lists. Best guitarist, best band, best […]


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MAYBE PEOPLE DON’T GO TO SHOWS BECAUSE BANDS SUCK
April 20th, 2010 at 4:00pm MetalSucks

It’s no secret that the music industry is in shambles. […]


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MAYBE THIS WILL CHEER YOU GUYS UP
April 20th, 2010 at 3:19pm MetalSucks

-EL


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ANIMALS ARE BASTARDS
April 20th, 2010 at 12:30pm MetalSucks

Don’t we all just love our cute cuddly animal friends? […]


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YOU’RE THE MAN NOW, DAWG
April 20th, 2010 at 11:00am MetalSucks

The only way he can get away with this is […]


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EYAL LEVI ASSERTS THAT METAL AND CLASSICAL MUSIC ARE NOT THE SAME THING
April 20th, 2010 at 10:00am MetalSucks

I’m sick and tired of hearing that classical music and […]


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JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: EYAL WONDERS IF TOURING IS REALLY THE BE-ALL END-ALL ITS MADE OUT TO BE
March 26th, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks

I’ll admit it: I still do check Blabbermouth from time […]


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