\m/ 0 New Japanese Metal Girl-Group Fruitpochette; Babymetal Imposters? March 16th, 2015 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Or just peers?
\m/ 0 Devin Townsend Wins Juno Award, Jams with Hand-Fart Extraordinaire March 16th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg “Fart of the Poozers.”
\m/ 0 There’s a New Season of Metalocalypse Coming April 29th! (UPDATE: No there Isn’t) March 13th, 2015 at 2:01pm Vince Neilstein “We are on the precipice of something great…” teases the trailer.
\m/ 0 Tony Iommi Joins Fight to Save the Lives of Indonesian Metal Fan Drug Smugglers March 4th, 2015 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg In other news, the new drama Indonesian Metal Fan Drug Smugglers debuts this Friday on A&E!
\m/ 0 Metallica Have a Touring Washing Machine March 2nd, 2015 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein This is not a Photoshop.
\m/ 0 Warbringer Suffer a “Communication Breakdown” with Led Zeppelin February 24th, 2015 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Bow down to the Zep.
\m/ 0 SpongeBob-themed Hardcore Band xSPONGEXCOREx Has Two New Songs and an Upcoming EP February 20th, 2015 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Exactly what it sounds like.
\m/ 0 Man Makes Ultimate Sacrifice for Charity, Listens to Nickelback on Repeat for One Week February 19th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg He is braver than most, that’s for sure!
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Faith No More Scalper Flap: Has MetalSucks Changed The Course Of History? February 17th, 2015 at 11:00am Anso DF No applause, just throw money!
\m/ 0 Dimebag’s House Was Just as F*ckin’ Metal as You’d Suspect February 12th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This is the kinda home most of us would probably own if we had enough money.
\m/ 0 Hey, It’s a Electronic Dance Remix of Mastodon’s “Curl of the Burl” February 12th, 2015 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Get your dance on to Mastodon!
\m/ 0 Watch Living Colour and Alex Skolnick from Testament Cover Jimi Hendrix’s “Crosstown Traffic” February 11th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Skolnick + Vernon Reid = realization of every guitar nerd’s dreams.
\m/ 0 Best Video Ever of the Day: Cain’s Dinasty, “Screaming Lungs” February 11th, 2015 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein You will not regret watching this. Because power metal is never not funny!
\m/ 0 Weird Japanese Metal Video of the Day: Vampillia, “Heyoah” February 4th, 2015 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein As weird as you’d expect!
\m/ 0 Slipknot’s Sid Wilson is a Balla February 2nd, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Turntablist gives bar pianist an insanely big tip.
\m/ 0 Video: Martua Vocalist Proposes On-Stage at Napalm Death Show February 2nd, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg More like Napalm Love, amiriteoramirite?
\m/ 0 Former WWF Rocker Marty Jannetty Hearts Black Crown Initiate January 29th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Ten-year-old Axl is so stoked right now!
\m/ 0 Read the Letter That Napalm Death’s Barney Greenway Wrote to the President of Indonesia January 28th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg The reason for said letter? Greenway was trying to get a reduced sentence for a couple of Napalm Death fans on death row.
\m/ 0 Chthonic Vocalist Freddy Lim Launches New Taiwanese Political Party January 27th, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Hell Yeh.
\m/ 0 Here’s Footage of David Lee Roth and Foo Fighters Performing Van Halen Songs January 12th, 2015 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Plus: Diamond Dave debuts a startling new look.
