\m/ 180 LET’S MAKE THIS THE TOP HEAVY METAL HALLOWEEN COSTUME OF 2011 July 13th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Well this is pretty funny. Reader Zach Gates e-mailed us to […]
\m/ 110 THIS BABY DOES IT FOR DIME June 30th, 2011 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg OMFG HE’S SO CUTE I JUST WANNA PUT HIS HEAD […]
\m/ 300 PHOTOS: BEHEMOTH REHEARSE FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE NERGAL WAS DIAGNOSED WITH LEUKEMIA June 28th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg All photos by Ivo Ledwozyw We’re a little more than three […]
\m/ 110 SEBASTIAN BACH PERFORMED WITH CHILDREN OF BODOM… June 27th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg The thing about Sebastian Bach is, he’s a pathetic loser […]
\m/ 510 GHOST > THE BEATLES? June 23rd, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg A few weeks ago, I saw Ghost live for the […]
Music Dorkery 110 ONE-HANDED EDDIE VAN HALEN June 17th, 2011 at 12:00pm Kip Wingerschmidt Anyone who plays an instrument has moments of thanking Jeebus […]
\m/ 170 ANAL CUNT’S LIVE SOUND SETTING DIRECTIONS ARE FUNNY, AWESOME June 16th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg While we continue to mourn the passing of Anal Cunt […]
Tour de Force 30 NO REMISSION FOR YOU THIS SATURDAY June 16th, 2011 at 12:00pm Kip Wingerschmidt Some sexy years ago, Vince and I met through a […]
\m/ 210 SCAR SYMMETRY EMBRACE “DEATH JOVI” NAME TAG June 10th, 2011 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein I love tooting my own horn. I also love creating […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 100 EVERYBODY LOVES TOM ARAYA June 6th, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF At age five, Tom Araya left Chile with his family […]
\m/ 210 SSSSLLLLAAAAAYYYYYYEEERRRRR!!! June 6th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg SHAME ON ME! I almost forgot that today is June […]
\m/ 50 HELP NEKROGOBLIKON SPREAD THEIR STENCH May 25th, 2011 at 12:00pm Dave Mustein Remember when I reviewed Nekrogoblikon’s newest release, Stench? Some of […]
\m/ 150 WE MISS YOU, DIO May 16th, 2011 at 10:00am MetalSucks And we can’t believe you’ve been gone a year already. […]
\m/ 130 HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH! May 13th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg A day that is supposed to be totally fucking cursed […]
\m/ 230 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, NERGAL HAS RE-ENTERED THE BUILDING May 9th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg So in October, Behemoth will kick off their first tour […]
\m/ 330 PHIL ANSELMO IS TOUGHER THAN ME April 29th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg A couple of weeks ago I was flipping through the […]
\m/ 340 BAD HABITS: THE BAND THAT COULD SAVE METAL April 28th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Three cheers for the reader who is known only as […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 180 DANGEROUS TOYS FOR DUMMIES April 21st, 2011 at 2:00pm Anso DF As recently as Monday, I was aghast by dudes dissing […]
Tour de Force 80 A TREE MAY GROW IN BROOKLYN, BUT TONIGHT THIS BOROUGH BELONGS TO THE OCEAN April 13th, 2011 at 2:00pm Kip Wingerschmidt It’s true, and it’s finally here — after so many […]
\m/ 60 SHOW US YOUR METALSUCKS: THE ULVER EDITION April 5th, 2011 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Our pal Juggalo Bob — the only juggalo who will […]