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BEAVIS MUSTAINE
September 30th, 2009 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein

“Hey Beavis, this guy talks like you.” Thanks to MS […]


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JONAH ROCKS: EVEN MORE ADORABLE THAN HATRED
September 25th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg

If I had a biological clock, I’d worry that’s it’s […]


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IS SOMEONE TRYING TO SEND ME A MESSAGE?
September 24th, 2009 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein

I found this pamphlet sitting on a seat on the […]


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METAL INJECTION/MYGOODEYE FREE MUSIC VIDEO CONTEST FINALISTS ANNOUNCED – CAST YOUR VOTE!!!
September 23rd, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Back in July, our brostafas at Metal Injection announced what […]


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CALVIN & HOBBES GO METAL
September 23rd, 2009 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein

Calvin & Hobbes is the reading material of choice in […]


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RE-MIX ONE OF THE BEST ALBUMS OF THE YEAR, WIN SOME SH*T
September 22nd, 2009 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg

I hadn’t listened to Coalesce’s Ox in a bit, so […]


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THIS. IS. THE PAIN-KILLER!!!
September 21st, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg

As Vince already mentioned, we spent Friday night at the […]


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DEATH METAL PIE CHART
September 18th, 2009 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein

This brilliant display of mathematics was sent in and created […]


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MACHINE HEAD’S ROBB FLYNN IS JUST A FAN AT HEART
September 17th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Okay. So Manfred Nuggets clearly wins the “Tipster of the […]


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TICKING FOR THE DETHKLOK (LISTENING PARTY)
September 16th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Dethklok’s Dethalbum II promises to be twice as awesome as […]


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DOWN COVER VAN HALEN, PROVE THAT REDNECKS LOVE COCK ROCK AND STONER METAL IN EQUAL MEASURES
September 14th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg

This just in: rednecks do not actually have red necks. […]


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AWESOME PHOTOS OF ALICE IN CHAINS’ IRVING PLAZA SHOW
September 11th, 2009 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Our sistah from anutha mistah, Justina Villaneuva, was at the […]


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OUR FELLOW NEW YORKERS: COME TO A SPECIAL LISTENING PARTY FOR SHADOWS FALL’S RETRIBUTION TOMORROW NIGHT!
September 10th, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Tomorrow night there will be a special listening party for […]


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PERIPHERY’S MATT HALPERN’S GOT GROOVE
September 9th, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg

Periphery were the undeniable highlight of this year’s Thrash & […]


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NOW YOU CAN BE TR00 AND KVLT EVEN WHEN YOU’RE WIPING YOUR ASS
September 8th, 2009 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein

Dear Makers of Black Toilet Paper, You are welcome for […]


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RAMMSTEIN GET “PUSSY”
September 8th, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg

This image came from a Rammstein fan e-mailer that MS […]


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SHADOWS FALL F*CK UP JIMMY FALLON’S GREEN ROOM, SLAY HIS AUDIENCE
September 4th, 2009 at 1:02pm Axl Rosenberg

Below is video of Shadows Fall on Late Night with […]


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BEST CHART EVER?
September 4th, 2009 at 10:45am Axl Rosenberg

-AR [from Cracked, by way of Metal Injection]


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WE TOLD YOU MONKEYS LIKE METAL
September 2nd, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg

We are often asked how we train the MetalSucks Mansion […]


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STAND-UP COMEDY FOR BLACK METAL FANS
September 1st, 2009 at 3:45pm Axl Rosenberg

Also first seen on the excellent Metal Injection: this video, […]


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