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Black Collar Workers 30
MORE FROM JOSH FREESE
February 24th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Josh Freese e-mailed music biz guru Bob Lefsetz to give […]


Black Collar Workers 220
JOSH FREESE MAY BE EVEN COOLER THAN TRENT REZNOR
February 23rd, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg

Uberdrummer Josh Freese is getting ready to release a new […]


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HERE’S A PICTURE OF MARIA BRINK IN PLAYBOY!
February 20th, 2009 at 11:27am Vince Neilstein

Because we’re the metal version of The National Enquirer, we’re […]


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JOEY BELLADONNA’S GENITALIA WAS USED AS A MOLD FOR A BEST-SELLING DILDO
February 18th, 2009 at 5:28pm Vince Neilstein

Or so says a screen grab from Belladonna’s Wikipedia entry […]


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THE DECIBLOG ASKS THE ALL IMPORTANT QUESTION: “WHAT IF BANDS WERE BEERS?”
February 13th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg

This is pretty straightforward, and clearly someone on Decibel’s staff […]


Whoops 60
MASTODON/SPLATTERHOUSE MYSTERY SOLVED! PLUS: A LOOK AT THEIR AWESOME SUPER DELUXE EDITION OF CRACK THE SKYE
February 13th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg

Yesterday Vince speculated that there may be new Mastodon music […]


Retrospective 130
LEST WE FORGET OUR FOREFATHERS
February 9th, 2009 at 3:15pm Kip Wingerschmidt

No, silly — I’m not talking about a seminal musician […]


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AUDIO CLIP FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE IN WHICH OZZY-SABBATH AND DIO-SABBATH FANS ALL GET ALONG
February 9th, 2009 at 10:41am Axl Rosenberg

The short version: this is an excellent mash-up someone made […]


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HEAVY METAL LAUNDRY TIPS
February 4th, 2009 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein

When I was a teenager I used to yell at […]


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THE NY PRESS IS DOWN WITH DUFF’S
January 29th, 2009 at 11:01am Axl Rosenberg

The New York Press, a.k.a. NYC’s free weekly paper that […]


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HAPPY BIRTHDAY EDDIE VAN HALEN
January 26th, 2009 at 10:17am Axl Rosenberg

Inarguably one of the greatest, most influential, and most ripped-off […]


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EARTHSBLOODILICIOUS GOD FORBID PRE-ORDER! YUM.
January 22nd, 2009 at 1:40pm Vince Neilstein

Bad economy got you down? Then rejoice in the fact […]


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THE LIVES OF OZZY OSBOURNE AND GENE SIMMONS… IN FLOWCHART FORM
January 21st, 2009 at 9:35am Axl Rosenberg

Via Cracked.com:


Music Dorkery 50
THE MATHIEST UNDERGROUND METAL YOU’VE NEVER HEARD
January 20th, 2009 at 12:31pm Kip Wingerschmidt

One late night last year whilst stumbling through cyberspace, I […]


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THIS SHOULD PROVIDE AT LEAST TEN TO FIFTEEN SECONDS OF SOLID ENTERTAINMENT
January 15th, 2009 at 9:52am Axl Rosenberg

God bless Tyser, whoever the fuck Tyser is. Check it […]


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METALLICA INDUCTED INTO THE ROCK N’ ROLL HALL OF FAME
January 14th, 2009 at 3:14pm Axl Rosenberg

I know we give Metallica a lot of shit around […]


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MASTODON CURES CANCER
January 12th, 2009 at 3:58pm Vince Neilstein

Well, not quite… but one NY Times writer credits the […]


Retrospective 40
MANAGEABLE METALLICA MONDAY #4 (OF 4)
January 12th, 2009 at 3:42pm Kip Wingerschmidt

Raw wicked fiery thrash power kill dying dead METALLICA – […]


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DREW BARRYMORE: METAL?
January 8th, 2009 at 1:33pm Vince Neilstein

RevolverMag.com tells us that movie babe, ET star and childhood […]


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BIG GAY GAAHL
January 7th, 2009 at 4:04pm MetalSucks

Thanks to MetalSucks Maniac George M. for the best belated […]


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