\m/ 20 A SCIENTIFIC INVESTIGATION OF THE NAPALM DEATH SONG LENGTH TO QUALITY RATIO March 30th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s something pretty cool, funny and educational: over at Invisible […]
\m/ 270 THIS BLOG ENTRY IS POTENTIALLY INCREDIBLY OFFENSIVE TO POLISH PEOPLE, OR ANYONE WHO RESPECTS POLISH PEOPLE March 27th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg HOLY SHIT, THERE’S A BAND CALLED CRYSTAL VIPER. And they […]
\m/ 110 SPEAKING OF SLAYER… March 26th, 2009 at 4:13pm Axl Rosenberg …from Metal Injection: A collection of every time Slayer has […]
\m/ 230 HAVE I MENTIONED MY SERIOUS MAN CRUSH ON TRENT REZNOR THIS WEEK? March 12th, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Headbanger’s Blog just alerted me to the fact that Trent […]
\m/ 220 BLACK METAL DR. SEUSS March 4th, 2009 at 10:43am Vince Neilstein In honor of the birthday of Mr. Theodor Geisel, aka […]
\m/ 50 PRE-ORDER CRACK THE SKYE, GET T-SHIRT / OTHER AWESOME STUFF! March 2nd, 2009 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein As Axl said this morning, Mastodon’s set at this weekend’s […]
\m/ 160 METALSUCKS NOMINATED FOR A METAL HAMMER “WEB OF DEATH” AWARD March 2nd, 2009 at 1:26pm MetalSucks Holy shit. Once upon a time, Axl and Vince started […]
\m/ 470 FOR THOSE OF US ACTUALLY GETTING LAID, HERE ARE SOME TIPS TO GET YOUR WOMAN TO LIKE METAL February 25th, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Vince has gone into some detail in the past about […]
Black Collar Workers 30 MORE FROM JOSH FREESE February 24th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Josh Freese e-mailed music biz guru Bob Lefsetz to give […]
Black Collar Workers 220 JOSH FREESE MAY BE EVEN COOLER THAN TRENT REZNOR February 23rd, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Uberdrummer Josh Freese is getting ready to release a new […]
\m/ 570 HERE’S A PICTURE OF MARIA BRINK IN PLAYBOY! February 20th, 2009 at 11:27am Vince Neilstein Because we’re the metal version of The National Enquirer, we’re […]
\m/ 140 JOEY BELLADONNA’S GENITALIA WAS USED AS A MOLD FOR A BEST-SELLING DILDO February 18th, 2009 at 5:28pm Vince Neilstein Or so says a screen grab from Belladonna’s Wikipedia entry […]
\m/ 20 THE DECIBLOG ASKS THE ALL IMPORTANT QUESTION: “WHAT IF BANDS WERE BEERS?” February 13th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg This is pretty straightforward, and clearly someone on Decibel’s staff […]
Whoops 60 MASTODON/SPLATTERHOUSE MYSTERY SOLVED! PLUS: A LOOK AT THEIR AWESOME SUPER DELUXE EDITION OF CRACK THE SKYE February 13th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Yesterday Vince speculated that there may be new Mastodon music […]
Retrospective 130 LEST WE FORGET OUR FOREFATHERS February 9th, 2009 at 3:15pm Kip Wingerschmidt No, silly — I’m not talking about a seminal musician […]
\m/ 60 AUDIO CLIP FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE IN WHICH OZZY-SABBATH AND DIO-SABBATH FANS ALL GET ALONG February 9th, 2009 at 10:41am Axl Rosenberg The short version: this is an excellent mash-up someone made […]
\m/ 160 HEAVY METAL LAUNDRY TIPS February 4th, 2009 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein When I was a teenager I used to yell at […]
\m/ 70 THE NY PRESS IS DOWN WITH DUFF’S January 29th, 2009 at 11:01am Axl Rosenberg The New York Press, a.k.a. NYC’s free weekly paper that […]
\m/ 1 HAPPY BIRTHDAY EDDIE VAN HALEN January 26th, 2009 at 10:17am Axl Rosenberg Inarguably one of the greatest, most influential, and most ripped-off […]
\m/ 60 EARTHSBLOODILICIOUS GOD FORBID PRE-ORDER! YUM. January 22nd, 2009 at 1:40pm Vince Neilstein Bad economy got you down? Then rejoice in the fact […]
