Black Collar Workers 30 MORE FROM JOSH FREESE February 24th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Josh Freese e-mailed music biz guru Bob Lefsetz to give […]
Black Collar Workers 220 JOSH FREESE MAY BE EVEN COOLER THAN TRENT REZNOR February 23rd, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Uberdrummer Josh Freese is getting ready to release a new […]
\m/ 570 HERE’S A PICTURE OF MARIA BRINK IN PLAYBOY! February 20th, 2009 at 11:27am Vince Neilstein Because we’re the metal version of The National Enquirer, we’re […]
\m/ 140 JOEY BELLADONNA’S GENITALIA WAS USED AS A MOLD FOR A BEST-SELLING DILDO February 18th, 2009 at 5:28pm Vince Neilstein Or so says a screen grab from Belladonna’s Wikipedia entry […]
\m/ 20 THE DECIBLOG ASKS THE ALL IMPORTANT QUESTION: “WHAT IF BANDS WERE BEERS?” February 13th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg This is pretty straightforward, and clearly someone on Decibel’s staff […]
Whoops 60 MASTODON/SPLATTERHOUSE MYSTERY SOLVED! PLUS: A LOOK AT THEIR AWESOME SUPER DELUXE EDITION OF CRACK THE SKYE February 13th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Yesterday Vince speculated that there may be new Mastodon music […]
Retrospective 130 LEST WE FORGET OUR FOREFATHERS February 9th, 2009 at 3:15pm Kip Wingerschmidt No, silly — I’m not talking about a seminal musician […]
\m/ 60 AUDIO CLIP FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE IN WHICH OZZY-SABBATH AND DIO-SABBATH FANS ALL GET ALONG February 9th, 2009 at 10:41am Axl Rosenberg The short version: this is an excellent mash-up someone made […]
\m/ 160 HEAVY METAL LAUNDRY TIPS February 4th, 2009 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein When I was a teenager I used to yell at […]
\m/ 70 THE NY PRESS IS DOWN WITH DUFF’S January 29th, 2009 at 11:01am Axl Rosenberg The New York Press, a.k.a. NYC’s free weekly paper that […]
\m/ 1 HAPPY BIRTHDAY EDDIE VAN HALEN January 26th, 2009 at 10:17am Axl Rosenberg Inarguably one of the greatest, most influential, and most ripped-off […]
\m/ 60 EARTHSBLOODILICIOUS GOD FORBID PRE-ORDER! YUM. January 22nd, 2009 at 1:40pm Vince Neilstein Bad economy got you down? Then rejoice in the fact […]
\m/ 0 THE LIVES OF OZZY OSBOURNE AND GENE SIMMONS… IN FLOWCHART FORM January 21st, 2009 at 9:35am Axl Rosenberg Via Cracked.com:
Music Dorkery 50 THE MATHIEST UNDERGROUND METAL YOU’VE NEVER HEARD January 20th, 2009 at 12:31pm Kip Wingerschmidt One late night last year whilst stumbling through cyberspace, I […]
\m/ 210 THIS SHOULD PROVIDE AT LEAST TEN TO FIFTEEN SECONDS OF SOLID ENTERTAINMENT January 15th, 2009 at 9:52am Axl Rosenberg God bless Tyser, whoever the fuck Tyser is. Check it […]
\m/ 320 METALLICA INDUCTED INTO THE ROCK N’ ROLL HALL OF FAME January 14th, 2009 at 3:14pm Axl Rosenberg I know we give Metallica a lot of shit around […]
\m/ 60 MASTODON CURES CANCER January 12th, 2009 at 3:58pm Vince Neilstein Well, not quite… but one NY Times writer credits the […]
Retrospective 40 MANAGEABLE METALLICA MONDAY #4 (OF 4) January 12th, 2009 at 3:42pm Kip Wingerschmidt Raw wicked fiery thrash power kill dying dead METALLICA – […]
\m/ 290 DREW BARRYMORE: METAL? January 8th, 2009 at 1:33pm Vince Neilstein RevolverMag.com tells us that movie babe, ET star and childhood […]
\m/ 100 BIG GAY GAAHL January 7th, 2009 at 4:04pm MetalSucks Thanks to MetalSucks Maniac George M. for the best belated […]