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Rings of Saturn Guitarists Attempt To Prove They Can Play Their Instruments

April 7th, 2015 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein

New playthrough video goes to great lengths to prove it’s real. But is it?

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Exodus: Contrast and Compare Steve “Zetro” Souza and Rob Dukes’ Recordings of “Salt the Wound”

April 6th, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Which do you prefer, and why?

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Breakdowns are SO 2004; I’m Into Fixups!

April 1st, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Will fixups ever replacebreakdowns as one of the most laughably overused aspects of metal?

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Metallica’s “Unforgiven” as Played by Eight Floppy Disc Drives

March 26th, 2015 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein

Never before has Metallica been so… analog.

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New Study Claims That Metal Musicians and Rappers Have Lower Life Expectancies Than Performers of Other Genres

March 24th, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg

This kinda doesn’t make sense, but it also kinda does.

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Mixing Engineer Steve Thompson Claims it’s Lars Ulrich’s Fault That There’s No Bass on …And Justice for All

March 24th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Just when Lars thought his reputation couldn’t get any worse…

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“Guerilla Guitar Repair”: Watch Dragonforce’s Guitar Tech Repair Herman Li’s Axe with Superglue

March 12th, 2015 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg

These are trained professionals… don’t try this at home, kids!

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Video: 15-Year-Old Tina S. Shreds Her Way Through Dragonforce’s “Through the Fire and Flames”

March 6th, 2015 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein

This video will make you feel shitty about your life.

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The Djent Generator Mobile App Will Make All Your Dreams Become Reality

March 6th, 2015 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein

Best video EVER of the day.

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Scientific Proof That Djent is a Genre

March 5th, 2015 at 12:30pm MetalSucks

New video attempts to prove that djent is, in fact, a genre.

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Jared Dines Takes Djent to the Next Level

March 3rd, 2015 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg

Envelope, meet thy pusher.

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Unstoppable Recording Machine Bootcamp with Metal Producers Eyal Levi and Joey Sturgis

March 2nd, 2015 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein

Learn from the best, in person.

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Rob Scallon and Jared Dine Wrote a Metal Song with Zero Notes

February 23rd, 2015 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein

THE MOST BRUTAL METAL SONG OF ALL TIME.

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Seven Things Your Father’s Brother’s Nephew’s Cousin’s Former Roommate Needs to Know About Blind Guardian

February 20th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg

It could save his life!!!

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Hear What You’re Losing in the MP3 Compression Process

February 19th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Interesting…

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Happy Valentine’s Day! Here’s Pantera’s “This Love” Played by a String Quartet

February 13th, 2015 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein

So romantic!

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Bill Kelliher Previews New Mastodon Song, Talks Writing Process at Lace Pickups / Guitar Center Clinic

February 13th, 2015 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein

“People are all like, ‘You’re never gonna beat the Remission record, why don’t you write another record like that?’ Why don’t you just pull it off your shelf and listen to it if that’s what you wanna hear?”

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Video: The Harp Twins Cover Megadeth’s “A Tout le Monde”

February 12th, 2015 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein

As usual, we’re not sure whether to be awestruck or completely creeped out.

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Why Not 10 Strings? Watch Rob Scallon Jam a 10-String, Double-Neck Bass-tar

February 10th, 2015 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein

This is silly, but fun!

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Watch Entheos Perform Two New Songs Live

February 2nd, 2015 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein

Our first listen to full songs from the ex-Animosity members.

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