The Webernets 0 Follow Decrepit Birth’s Samus Paulicelli as He Writes and Records a Song in Under an Hour May 1st, 2018 at 3:24pm Axl Rosenberg Against all odds, he pulled it off.
The Webernets 0 Someone Actually Built the Silicon Valley Bitcoin Alert That Plays Napalm Death’s “You Suffer” April 30th, 2018 at 1:43pm Vince Neilstein YOU SUFFER!
The Webernets 0 Funny Video: Rob Halford Looks at Old Photos of Himself March 22nd, 2018 at 10:40am Vince Neilstein And he suggests Judas Priest inspired Spinal Tap!
The Webernets 0 Metal-Themed It’s Always Sunny Memes Make Life Worth Living Again March 16th, 2018 at 2:34pm Axl Rosenberg Includes Ghost, Napalm Death, Sleep, Deafheaven, and more.
The Webernets 0 If You’ve Ever Wondered How Your Name Would Look as the Judas Priest Logo, Here’s Your Chance to Find Out March 12th, 2018 at 11:36am Axl Rosenberg Hellbent for a silly way to waste time.
The Webernets 0 Lamb of God’s Randy Blythe Speaks Out in Favor of Gun Law Changes February 18th, 2018 at 1:57pm Vince Neilstein “Some people don’t like the term ‘assault rifle.’ Ok, cool- why don’t we call them ‘Kid Killers’ then? Is that a little better? Can we get a little KID KILLER control happening?”
The Webernets 0 Shawn “Clown” Crahan Explains Why Slipknot Won’t Play with Foo Fighters February 13th, 2018 at 11:43am Vince Neilstein “I’m worried about the kid that won’t come to the show, because we’re playing with the Foo Fighters.”
The Webernets 0 Ghost’s Next Album Might Take a Shot at Online Metal Media February 7th, 2018 at 2:45pm Vince Neilstein “Public trials are very unsupervised and extremely swift and speak to the most primordial parts of us.”
The Webernets 0 Here’s a Fun Game: Plan a “Great” Nu-Metal Show on a Specified Budget January 23rd, 2018 at 9:47am Axl Rosenberg Well, obviously, you’re gonna start by booking Crazy Town…
The Webernets 0 Watch Jared Dines Make Sweet, Sweet Love to His Infamous 17-String Guitar January 17th, 2018 at 10:45am Axl Rosenberg Cue the Marvin Gaye…
The Webernets 0 Five Reasons You Need to Start Wearing Earplugs RIGHT NOW! January 15th, 2018 at 9:55am Vince Neilstein Don’t be a fool; protect your hearing.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Dummies Mourn Marilyn Manson Following the Death of Charles Manson; Kiss’ Paul Stanley Accuses Marilyn of Being a Publicity Whore November 21st, 2017 at 10:38am Axl Rosenberg Just look at your game, Paul.
The Webernets 0 Rob Scallon, Ola Englund, and an Incomplete History of the Otamatone in Metal November 13th, 2017 at 2:04pm Axl Rosenberg Includes Japanese sperm toy covers of Metallica, Pantera, and Black Sabbath.
The Webernets 0 Deftones Members Discuss Around the Fur in Revolver Magazine’s New “Game Changers” Series November 1st, 2017 at 4:35pm MetalSucks A close-up look at one of the most influential metal albums of the ’90s.
The Webernets 0 This Masochist Played the Riff from Metallica’s “Some Kind of Monster” for Two Uninterrupted Hours October 23rd, 2017 at 1:38pm Axl Rosenberg OH, THE HUMANITY!!!
The Webernets 0 Yes, There are Tim Lambesis Sympathizers, and This is Who They Are October 13th, 2017 at 3:58pm MetalSucks Internet commenters are the worst.
The Webernets 0 Cannibal Corpse’s George “Corpsegrinder” Fisher is Riding out Hurricane Irma in an Elementary School Shelter September 11th, 2017 at 12:44pm Vince Neilstein BR00TAL.
The Webernets 0 Trivium Frontman Checks in from Hurricane Irma September 11th, 2017 at 10:23am Vince Neilstein Thanks, Obirma.
The Webernets 0 Ghost’s “Papa Emeritus” Makes First Unmasked Public Appearance as Tobias Forge August 18th, 2017 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein The man behind the mask steps out as himself for the first time.
The Webernets 0 Watch the Final Show of Metallica’s WorldWired North American Tour August 16th, 2017 at 10:45pm Vince Neilstein Live, right now, from Edmonton.
