Viral Vomit 0 WHEN DUDEBRO CHUGS A BEER IN 3 SECONDS FLAT TO AN IRON SAVIOR SONG May 16th, 2012 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein When all of humanity has been obliterated from Earth, aliens […]
Viral Vomit 0 LED ZEPPELIN/BLACK SABBATH MASH-UP IS WAY COOL April 25th, 2012 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Led Zeppelin were basically the first metal band, and Black […]
Viral Vomit 0 2013 COACHELLA LINE-UP WILL CONSIST ENTIRELY OF HOLOGRAMS April 18th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Following Sunday night’s Coachella performance by a hologram (actually a […]
Viral Vomit 0 RARE FOOTAGE OF MORBID ANGEL ON SOUL TRAIN AVAILABLE April 17th, 2012 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Okay okay okay, so Morbid Angel weren’t really on Soul […]
Viral Vomit 0 FUTURE EX-MRS. AXL ROSENBERG PLAYS COVERS CHILDREN OF BODOM, SYSTEM OF A DOWN, MORE ON THE CELLO April 4th, 2012 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg If I have my druthers, Sarah Chaffee will someday own half […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 COP CAR KARAOKE: DRUNK CANADIAN ROCKS “BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY” March 30th, 2012 at 11:30am Anso DF In quiet moments, I consider what songs to sing at […]
Viral Vomit 0 AN A CAPPELLA COVER OF ANIMALS AS LEADERS’ “CAFO” March 16th, 2012 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Dan-Elias Brevig probably got the memo that his shtick of […]
Viral Vomit 0 VEIL OF MAYA’S “IT’S NOT SAFE TO SWIM TODAY”: THE PIANO COVER March 14th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Much like bootleg live recordings and Andy Rehfeldt-esque “Hey, that’s not […]
Viral Vomit 0 POUR MESHUGGAH ON ME March 12th, 2012 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg I have three small complaints about the below video, which […]
Viral Vomit 0 YEP, THIS IS HOW YOU WRITE A RISECORE SONG, YOU BETCHA March 6th, 2012 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg The below Galactic Pegasus song is called “How to Get Signed […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 80 HERE’S A VIDEO OF A BUNCH OF SKI JUMP CRASHES SET TO IRON MAIDEN’S “FLIGHT OF ICARUS” February 24th, 2012 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg TRUTH IN ADVERTISING: Someone has, indeed, made a video of […]
Cinemetal 240 STAR WARS, EPISODE I: THE PHANTOM METAL February 9th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Tomorrow the Metallica of filmmakers, George Lucas, will re-release his […]
Viral Vomit 470 6-YEAR OLD JACOB’S FIRST METALCORE SONG February 9th, 2012 at 12:40pm Vince Neilstein Attempts by young children (or, really, their overbearing parents) to […]
Viral Vomit 230 KE$HA’S “TIK TOK” AND LAMB OF GOD’S “REDNECK” GO TOGETHER SURPRISINGLY WELL February 1st, 2012 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Mash-ups have obviously been done to death, but every now […]
Viral Vomit 50 SUFFOCATION’S FRANK MULLEN = KARAOKE CHAMP February 1st, 2012 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein When people ask why I believe in God* I say, […]
Viral Vomit 190 EIGHT YEAR OLD GIRLS PLAYING METAL ARE LIKE TOTALLY THE NEW “IT” THING January 25th, 2012 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Remember last week when eight year old Juliet released her […]
Viral Vomit 170 WHEN YOUR SNARE DRUM IS AN EMPTY BOTTLE OF MOTOR OIL, YOU’RE THIS KID AND YOU RULE January 19th, 2012 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein When your drum set consists of two bottles of motor […]
Viral Vomit 250 MUST-WATCH: EIGHT YEAR OLD JULIET’S VIDEO FOR “MY FIRST HARDCORE SONG” January 19th, 2012 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Not only is this pretty much the best thing I’ve […]
Viral Vomit 100 DYING FETUS’ “GROTESQUE IMPALEMENT”: THE RADIO DISNEY VERSION January 17th, 2012 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Like my good pal Axl, I’m kinda over it with […]
