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What the...?? 190
ANAL CHAINSAW AND LAKE B*KKAKE TOTALLY NEED TO TOUR WITH THESE GUYS!
November 20th, 2009 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein

The band is Anal Judicator — self-described as “the BEST […]


What the...?? 350
NERGAL’S GOT RED HOT MORNING WOOD
November 13th, 2009 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein

Not only is Behemoth’s Nergal a country singer with no […]


Retrospective 80
MORE VIDEOS OF ONE OF BROOKLYN’S GREATEST DRUMMERS: JERRY FUCHS (1974-2009)
November 10th, 2009 at 4:00pm Kip Wingerschmidt

I’m still shocked about the unbelievably terrible tragedy that occurred […]


What the...?? 80
ANYONE GOT ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY BUCKS AND A STRONG DESIRE TO BUY ME A PRESENT?
November 9th, 2009 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein

Fuck $14,000 moon-men statues; THIS is what I need. A […]


What the...?? 70
THAT’S COOL, ‘CAUSE JUDAS PRIEST PLAYED AT MY BAR MITZVAH
November 9th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Did anyone see that viral video that was going around […]


What the...?? 570
COMING OUT IS HARD
November 6th, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg

All I can say is: THIS IS FUCKING REAL. Major, […]


What the...?? 260
NERGAL JOINS THE SEBASTIAN BACH CLUB
November 5th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg

A reader known only as “Fersas” sent us the below […]


What the...?? 950
OTEP IS GOING TO BUY A PENIS
November 5th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg

And I don’t mean a man-whore. Metal Insider found this […]


What the...?? 450
A NEW JUGGA-LOW
November 5th, 2009 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg

Holy shit – did you know that there are actually […]


What the...?? 140
TOM MORELLO: GUITAR HERO, POLITICAL ACTIVIST… EXOTIC DANCER?
November 4th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg

So we read on Metal Insider, who read on Drowned […]


What the...?? 950
SUICIDE SILENCE GONNA END UP A BIG OLE PILE OF “THEM BONES”
November 3rd, 2009 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg

A tweet from Suicide Silence has just alerted me to […]


What the...?? 160
HULK HOGAN WANTED TO BE IN METALLICA. HEY, WHO DIDN’T?
November 2nd, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Hulk Hogan was never my favorite pro-wrestler when I was […]


What the...?? 220
THE BEST ALBUM COVER AND BAND NAME I’VE SEEN TODAY
October 30th, 2009 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein

Deepthroat Tracheotomy. Their full demo is available for free download […]


What the...?? 180
VELVET REVOLVER GOING OUT OF THEIR WAY TO BLOW THEIR SINGER SEARCH
October 30th, 2009 at 12:07pm Axl Rosenberg

Scott Weiland’s been out of Velvet Revolver for quite some […]


What the...?? 330
TAKE A SH*T ON A MICROPHONE WITH MIKE PATTON
October 20th, 2009 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein

Ever hear the phrase “<so and so person> could take […]


What the...?? 310
COLTRANE… GUTHRIE… DYLAN… NICKI ROSE.
October 19th, 2009 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein

MetalSucks reader J.A.M. dared us to make it through this […]


What the...?? 100
RUN TO THE HILLS… OF MEXICO?
October 9th, 2009 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein

I don’t think you could call this mariachi… I’m not […]


What the...?? 530
HOW TO DRESS SEXY SCENE & BE HOT!
October 8th, 2009 at 9:30am Axl Rosenberg

Wow. Has it really come to this? Instructional videos to […]


What the...?? 360
WORLD OF WARCRAFT CORPSEGRINDER
October 7th, 2009 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein

This is kind of like that video of Ronnie James […]


What the...?? 200
AXL ROSE, PLAGIARIZER?
October 6th, 2009 at 12:22pm Axl Rosenberg

Aaaaannnnddd my heart is broken. Blabbermouth reports that Independiente and […]


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