What the...?? 50 THE MUSIC VEST – BOTH ELEGANT AND VERSATILE! May 5th, 2008 at 3:54pm Vince Neilstein Be the leader in your crowd — order yours today! […]
What the...?? 100 SEBASTIAN BACH GOES EMO! (NOT AN APRIL FOOL’S JOKE) May 5th, 2008 at 2:24pm Vince Neilstein In a move that is sure to rip bare any […]
What the...?? 80 HEAVY METAL BALLET? TO THE MUSIC OF ARSIS? May 2nd, 2008 at 2:34pm Vince Neilstein A press release came into the MetalSucks Mansion a few […]
What the...?? 420 TED NUGENT CONTINUES BEING A BIGOTED ASSHOLE April 29th, 2008 at 2:02pm Vince Neilstein Ted Nugent once again proved he is a completely deranged, […]
What the...?? 180 THE DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN LOVE ANIMALS, CUDDLING, CUDDLING WITH ANIMALS April 29th, 2008 at 11:58am Vince Neilstein There’s something inherently odd and funny about a bunch of […]
What the...?? 40 ALIEN ANT FARM CONTEMPLATE 20TH CENTURY, MASTERY, 20TH CENTURY MASTERY (OR LACK THEREOF) April 21st, 2008 at 4:46pm Vince Neilstein Apparently forgetting that Alien Ant Farm a) released their major-label […]
What the...?? 50 MUTUAL FUNDS, COMING SOON TO A METALHEAD NEAR YOU April 21st, 2008 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein I really would never have seen this one coming in […]
What the...?? 30 A MODERN UPDATE TO THE AGE OLD FAVORITE BLACK AND WHITE COOKIES April 15th, 2008 at 10:38am Vince Neilstein [via the Deciblog]
What the...?? 40 ‘METAL MOMMIES’ LOOKING TO GET THEIR HEAD, BANG, HEADBANGING ON April 9th, 2008 at 3:05pm Vince Neilstein This is another one of those “jesus christ, the Internet […]
What the...?? 160 ANGELINA JOLIE LOOKS LIKE NUNO BETTENCOURT April 9th, 2008 at 11:31am Vince Neilstein Does Extreme / Satellite Party / Drama Gods axe-slinger Nuno […]
What the...?? 30 THE TOUR TO END ALL TOURS: [ONE VERSION OF] L.A. GUNS TO TOUR WITH [ONE VERSION OF] FASTER PUSSYCAT April 3rd, 2008 at 2:48pm Vince Neilstein Folks, it’s finally happened. We’ve often lampooned the hilarity that […]
What the...?? 1 GORGOROTH CRAVES SNICKERS March 26th, 2008 at 5:02pm Vince Neilstein From the evil genius brains of Metal Inquisition. No other […]
What the...?? 40 ALICE COOPER, HAIR-DYE EXTRAORDINAIRE March 20th, 2008 at 10:53am Vince Neilstein In between stumping for John McCain and playing golf, Alice […]
What the...?? 90 SARAH JESSICA PARKER LOOKS AN AWFUL LOT LIKE A CERTAIN IRON MAIDEN MASCOT March 19th, 2008 at 12:20pm Vince Neilstein I have always maintained that Sarah Jessica Parker is not […]
What the...?? 6260 PICTURES OF ADAM D.’S NUTSACK SURFACE ON INTERNET March 18th, 2008 at 12:01pm Vince Neilstein It was really only a matter of time, wasn’t it? […]
What the...?? 140 GENE SIMMONS IS NOW A BALDIE March 11th, 2008 at 1:40pm Vince Neilstein According to SeriouslyOMG.com [via VH1 Best Week Ever blog, via […]
What the...?? 290 NICKELBACK’S CHAD KROGER SUCKED HIS OWN DICK. REALLY. March 10th, 2008 at 3:58pm Vince Neilstein Even though Nickelback’s success has pretty much singlehandedly funded tons […]
What the...?? 4700 BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE LAUNCHING MOST RETARDED CONTEST EVER March 10th, 2008 at 9:44am Vince Neilstein Thanks to MetalSucks reader John K. for sending us this […]
What the...?? 100 MICHAEL ANGELO BATIO’S HAIRCUT CAN PLAY GUITAR FASTER THAN YOU March 4th, 2008 at 2:04pm Vince Neilstein We’re huge fans of Michael Angelo Batio / Nitro here […]
