Tour de Force 0 Tool Announce North American Tour March 13th, 2017 at 11:24am Axl Rosenberg Whoo-hoo!
Rampant Rumors 0 Today in Tour Rumors: Rammstein and Korn to Bulldoze Across the U.S.? March 9th, 2017 at 4:26pm Axl Rosenberg Family Values Reunion?
Metal Merch 0 Paul Gray’s Shit is Up for Sale March 9th, 2017 at 11:01am Axl Rosenberg Like, basses and costumes and stuff. Not his actual shit.
Breaking the Law 0 Insane Clown Posse Fan Who Amputated a Pinky as Part of “Ritualistic Memorial” for Dead Juggalo Sentenced to 3 1/2 Years March 7th, 2017 at 1:20pm Axl Rosenberg “How can this happen?” judge wonders aloud.
New Stuff 0 Listen to Mastodon’s New Song, “Andromeda” March 7th, 2017 at 10:53am Axl Rosenberg Will Emperor of Sand be Mastodon’s most sonically diverse release to date?
Black Collar Workers 0 The New Suicide Silence Album’s First Week Sales are Only 30% of their Last Album’s First Week Sales March 6th, 2017 at 4:57pm Axl Rosenberg So much for taking risks.
Viral Vomit 0 If Ghost Covered System of a Down’s “Chop Suey!”, it Would Sound Like This March 6th, 2017 at 11:22am Axl Rosenberg Fuckin’ GREAT.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Behold, the Heavy Metal Kellyanne Conway Couch Meme March 3rd, 2017 at 4:36pm MetalSucks Includes Metallica, Manowar, Judas Priest, Gojira, and more.
This Sucks 0 Lemmy Kilmister’s Estate Was Worth Way Less Than Expected March 3rd, 2017 at 10:31am Vince Neilstein Lemmy’s net worth ended up being millions less than initially estimated.
Metal Merch 0 Nine Inch Nails Make Dirt Now March 2nd, 2017 at 12:01pm Axl Rosenberg The ultimate in metal merch!
Editorials 0 To Ghost Bath or Not to Ghost Bath? March 2nd, 2017 at 10:45am Vince Neilstein We discuss this controversial not-Chinese band. Plus: they just announced tour dates with Astronoid.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Jack Owen (ex-Cannibal Corpse, ex-Deicide) Reunites with Chris Barnes in Six Feet Under February 28th, 2017 at 1:22pm Axl Rosenberg So can we expect more Bleeding?
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Otep Shamaya Explains Why Phil Labonte Shouldn’t Use Gay Slurs, Calls Butcher Babies “Moronic Bimbos” February 28th, 2017 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg And she doesn’t like Donald Trump, either.
Metal Legacies 0 Read Mike Muir from Suicidal Tendencies’ Moving Tribute to the Late, Great Bill Paxton February 27th, 2017 at 3:16pm Axl Rosenberg Muir had been friends with the actor since he was just sixteen.
What the...?? 0 What the Crap is “Cockroach Moshing”? February 27th, 2017 at 12:24pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s a new dance craze that’s sweeping the nation, it’s called cockroach moshing, and it’s causing devastation.
Studio Stuff 0 Listen to a Sample from Eighteen Visions’ First New Album in Eleven Years February 25th, 2017 at 1:53pm Axl Rosenberg Rent us rats!
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Ex Of Mice & Men Vocalist Austin Carlile and Trivium’s Paolo Gregoletto Get Into an Online Sparring Match Over Vaccinations February 23rd, 2017 at 3:51pm Axl Rosenberg Spoiler alert: Carlile is an idiot.
Metal in the Media 0 Inauthentic Taylor Swift Loves Authentic Veil of Maya February 23rd, 2017 at 9:59am Axl Rosenberg A Tale of Two Taylors.
Lolz 0 Doom Metal Scientists Discover Slowest Riff Possible (According to The Onion) February 22nd, 2017 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Is it by Bloody Panda?
Viral Vomit 0 If Linkin Park Were Still Nu-Metal, This is What Their New Single Would Sound Like February 21st, 2017 at 1:07pm Axl Rosenberg “Heavy”-er.
