Music Dorkery 0 What Happens When You Slow Down Napalm Death’s “You Suffer”? June 7th, 2016 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Get in here for the results of this aural experiment.
Metal in the Media 0 Video: John Oliver’s Hilarious Evanescence Joke on Last Week Tonight June 6th, 2016 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg This is the most famous Troy McLawhorn will ever be.
Tour de Force 0 Prophets of Rage Announce North American Tour June 6th, 2016 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein The supergroup featuring members of Rage Against the Machine, Public Enemy and Cypress Hill will take their show on the road for two months.
Music Dorkery 0 Some Guy Covered a Born of Osiris Song on an Accordion and Bagpipes June 3rd, 2016 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein And it’s pretty good!
Tweet Twat 0 Listen to Almost a Solid Minute of New Behemoth Music June 2nd, 2016 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg That’s damn near sixty seconds!
Moppet Metal 0 Video: Toddler Enjoys Maryland Deathfest Circle Pit May 31st, 2016 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg What would Ice-T think?!?!
Black Collar Workers 0 Wanna Know How Much Money The Smashing Pumpkins, Disturbed, August Burns Red, Def Leppard and Others Earn to Play Shows? May 27th, 2016 at 12:00pm MetalSucks Get a general idea of the earning power of each of these bands, especially relative to one another.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Muslim Eagles of Death Metal Fan Writes Scathing Open Letter to Jesse Hughes May 26th, 2016 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein In summary: Jesse Hughes is a hateful, bigoted idiot.
The Webernets 0 This Guy Chronicled Every Single T-Shirt to Appear in Heavy Metal Parking Lot May 25th, 2016 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Just in time for the film’s 30th anniversary.
Tweet Twat 0 Kelly Osbourne Tweets Ozzy’s Mistress’ Phone Number, Accuses Her of Elder Abuse May 25th, 2016 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus I gotta hand it to her — this is raw.
Editorials 0 Donald Trump is a Lot Like Metallica in the Early ’80s May 24th, 2016 at 3:30pm Maximus Hear us out on this…
Lolz 0 New Supergroup Alert: New Supergroup Alert Unites Current and Former Members of Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Metallica, Anthrax, Slipknot, and More! May 24th, 2016 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg The superest of super groups to date!
Metal Legacies 0 Ozzy Osbourne is Going Off the Rails of a Crazy Tram May 23rd, 2016 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Birmingham tram to be named in honor of Black Sabbath singer.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Eagles of Death Metal Dropped From French Festivals Over Jesse Hughes’ Questionable Remarks May 23rd, 2016 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus The singer asserts that there were people inside the concert who were in on the attack at Le Bataclan.
Black Collar Workers 0 Wanna Know How Much Money Metallica, Megadeth, Tool and Others Earn to Play Shows? May 19th, 2016 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Get a general idea of the earning power of each of these bands, especially relative to one another.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Psych! Agalloch ARE Broken Up (We Think) May 19th, 2016 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also: Don Anderson suggests the split was anything but amicable, and Krieg’s Neill Jameson puts John Haughm on blast.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Bruce Dickinson is Not Above Calling Out Dickhead Audience Members May 16th, 2016 at 3:00pm Emperor Rhombus A warning to all any aggro shithead attending a Maiden show.
Haterade 0 Two Members of Buckcherry Have Started a Rap-Dubstep Band, and It’s TERRIBLE May 16th, 2016 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Like, embarrassingly bad.
Music Dorkery 0 Video: This is What a Dream Theater Soundcheck Looks Like May 13th, 2016 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein All those fancy instruments, oh my!
Interviews 0 Exclusive: Ghost Will Release a New EP Later This Year! (Full Interview) May 12th, 2016 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Brian Storm and a Nameless Ghoul discuss the band’s upcoming release, winning a Grammy, the band’s growing audience, the general public’s perception of the band’s image, and maintaining their anonymity.