Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine Celebrates the Return of Twinkies March 21st, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg The evil commie President Obama fails to undermine the American way of life again!!!
Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine Reclaims Slide Guitar for ‘Merica January 9th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg By which I mean there is apparently going to be slide guitar on the new Megadeth album.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Dave Mustaine Hates Men’s Wearhouse January 2nd, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Suits sell… but who’s buying?
...And F*ck You Too 0 Dave Mustaine Thinks President Obama is Candyman December 6th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg The Megadick has also devised a top-notch new system for measuring debt!
...And F*ck You Too 0 Dave Mustaine Almost Made a Good Point November 26th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Unfortunately, he’s completely nuts, and thus did not manage to stick the landing.
Metal in the Media 0 Shawn Drover Implies Dave Mustaine Didn’t Mean His Controversial Political Comments; Dave Mustaine Makes More Controversial Political Comments; Shawn Drover Distances Band from Dave Mustaine November 19th, 2012 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg Drummer’s interview comments are amended after Mustaine contradicts them.
Editorials 0 Dave Mustaine, Oderus Urungus, and Ted Nugent Comment on President Obama’s Re-Election November 8th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg You’ll never guess how each one reacted to the news!
Editorials 0 LOOKING OUT FOR NUMERO ¡UNO! September 27th, 2012 at 12:30pm Gary Suarez By now, unless you’re the sort of narrow-minded girlfriend-less shut-in […]
Metal in the Media 0 NOW EVEN DAVE MUSTAINE AGREES THAT DAVE MUSTAINE IS A YUTZ August 17th, 2012 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg Yesterday it was suggested to me that Dave Mustaine is […]
...And F*ck You Too 0 25 CONSPIRACY THEORIES DAVE MUSTAINE (PROBABLY) BELIEVES ARE TRUE August 16th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg 5 CONSPIRACY THEORIES DAVE MUSTAINE (PROBABLY) BELIEVES ARE TRUE” width=”267″ […]
...And F*ck You Too 0 DAVE MUSTAINE 4 PREZ August 6th, 2012 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg It’s been a minute since Dave Mustaine has said anything […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH OBAMA TOOK MUSTAINE DOWN A PEG OR TWO April 6th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg By the time you read this, I will be at […]
Interviews 0 “I WAS WORRIED I MIGHT RIP MY F*CKING ASS TAINT”: METALSUCKS INTERVIEWS DEICIDE’S GLEN BENTON FOR EASTER April 6th, 2012 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Something I can now add to the “Didn’t Think I […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA: “I KNOW DAVE MUSTAINE DIDN’T WRITE ANY OF THOSE METALLICA RIFFS” April 4th, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Sheesh, it sure is a bad time to be Dave […]
Exclusive 0 EXCLUSIVE: 2008 MEMORANDUM ON MEGADETH MERCH DESIGN AS DICTATED BY DAVE MUSTAINE March 30th, 2012 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg If you thought Dave Mustaine’s recent crazy missives against women, […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 GWAR’S ODERUS URUNGUS TO MEGADETH’S DAVE MUSTAINE: “SHUT THE F*CK UP” March 30th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg I hope no one out there was dreaming of a […]
What the...?? 0 DAVE MUSTAINE HAS A PONY March 29th, 2012 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Photo by J.R. Mankoff Dave Mustaine plays many roles in […]
...And F*ck You Too 0 DAVE MUSTAINE STRIKES AGAIN: “I KNOW PRESIDENT OBAMA WAS BORN SOMEWHERE ELSE THAN AMERICA” March 27th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg It was just a month ago that we were taking […]
Poll 1340 POLL: WHICH MINORITY GROUP WILL DAVE MUSTAINE SPEAK OUT AGAINST NEXT? February 24th, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Last night I was hanging out with the dudes from […]
Editorials 1820 DAVE MUSTAINE VS. GREG PUCIATO: THE GAY MARRIAGE DEBATE February 21st, 2012 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein It’s a Presidential election year here in the U.S., meaning […]