Please Kill Me 0 My Shitting Addiction January 14th, 2017 at 8:03am MetalSucks “I probably shit at least 3 or 4 times a day.”
This Sucks 0 My Russian Mother Disowned Me. January 14th, 2017 at 8:02am MetalSucks “I AM CUM FROM SEX”
Please Kill Me 0 My Last Crack Bender January 14th, 2017 at 8:01am MetalSucks “my last crack bender was three years ago and when i smoke crack i like to really go the distance.”
Public Service Announcement 0 An Evening At Red Lobster Is No Small Affair January 14th, 2017 at 8:00am MetalSucks “Bring me 20 cheddar bay biscuits.”
Admin 0 Friendly Reminder: Tomorrow, ShredFlanders Runs MetalSucks for the Day! January 13th, 2017 at 5:30pm MetalSucks Make sure you swing by and check out his material!!!
Worst Week Ever 0 Cliff Burton Didn’t Love Iron Maiden, Brian Storm Trolls Martin Shkreli, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week January 13th, 2017 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Other top stories this week include Morbid Angel’s newly-announced tour, Trans-Siberian Orchestra’s crazy ability to put butts in seats, and more.
Metal in the Media 0 DevilDriver’s Dez Fafara and His Mom Appeared in a Honda Commercial January 13th, 2017 at 3:11pm Vince Neilstein And they got paid fat dollas.
Editorials 0 Watch a Thirteen-Year-Old Girl Nail Meshuggah’s “Clockworks” on the Drums January 13th, 2017 at 1:59pm Axl Rosenberg But wait… are those tattoos real???
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Attila’s Chris Fronzak Wants You to Know He Bought a Lambo January 13th, 2017 at 1:26pm Axl Rosenberg Overcompensating much, bruh?
Tour de Force 0 Seeker Announce Tour with Grindmother, Wvrm, and Cognitive January 13th, 2017 at 1:10pm Axl Rosenberg Is this the tour you’ve been SEEKing?
\m/ 0 Finnair Flight 666 Just Landed Safely in HEL on Friday the 13th January 13th, 2017 at 12:09pm Vince Neilstein The most metal flight of ALL TIME.
Into the Boards 0 Into the Boards: Talking Puck with Danny Marino of The Agonist January 13th, 2017 at 11:53am Vincent Romanelli Also: we talk Winnipeg Jets, Alex Ovechkin’s latest milestone, our love for the Maple Leafs and the new King in Los Angeles.
Viral Vomit 0 Alvin and the Chipmunks Covering Suicidal Tendencies’ “Institutionalized” is Basically the Best Thing Ever January 13th, 2017 at 11:38am Axl Rosenberg “I just wanted a hula hoop!”
Music Premieres 0 Exclusive Track Premiere: Witherfall, “Nobody Sleeps Here…” January 13th, 2017 at 11:18am MetalSucks For fans of: Nevermore, Iced Earth, Dream Theater, Opeth.
Cinemetal 0 “My Church is Black”: Listen to the First Single from Me and That Man, Nergal from Behemoth’s Country Project January 13th, 2017 at 11:06am Axl Rosenberg Sounds kinda like a drunk Nick Cave.
Editorials 0 Video: Jared Dines Reviews Addresses Suicide Silence Clean Vocals Controversy in “Doris” Review January 13th, 2017 at 10:52am Axl Rosenberg People are pissed about those high notes. People are dumb.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Angela Gossow Says She’s Starting Another Metal Band, New Arch Enemy Album Coming in 2017 January 13th, 2017 at 10:22am Vince Neilstein Also: a new Jeff Loomis solo album!
Tour de Force 0 Def Leppard, Poison and Tesla Announce Massive Spring Arena Tour January 13th, 2017 at 10:03am Vince Neilstein Do you wanna get rocked?
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Shit That Comes Out Today: January 13, 2017 January 13th, 2017 at 9:50am Anso DF Listen to all heavy new releases of the week! Start with Shaarimoth, Code Orange, Sepultura, The Drip, Black Anvil, Pain Of Salvation, Fides Inversa, Draugsol, and more.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Beavis And Butt-Head: The Complete Collection DVD Set To Be Released on Valentine’s Day January 13th, 2017 at 9:37am Vince Neilstein All four seasons of the original show, the Beavis and Butt-Head Do America movie, loads of bonus content and more for just $26.99.
