Green Eggs and Slam 2710 WHAT OLD SCHOOL BANDS DID U WANT TO LIKE, BUT COULDN’T??? November 15th, 2010 at 4:00pm Sergeant D Anyone who was unfortunate enough to have well-meaning-yet-clueless relatives knows […]
Reviews 50 PINE/CROSS DOVER: MASTERS OF REALITY’S GLORIOUS NOISE November 11th, 2010 at 12:00pm Sammy O'Hagar It takes condor egg-sized balls to name your band Masters […]
Green Eggs and Slam 1170 BLESSED BY A BROKEN HEART: SHREDDING 4 CHRIST September 20th, 2010 at 2:00pm Sergeant D One of the greatest tragedies since the Holocaust is the […]
Green Eggs and Slam 90 SAMANTHA MALONEY TALKS TO SERGEANT D. ABOUT BROTHER CLYDE, SHIFT, MOTLEY CRUE AND MORE July 23rd, 2010 at 2:30pm Sergeant D Samantha Maloney is one of the unsung veterans of the […]
Br00tal-lists 130 THE TOP TEN BANDS MOST OFTEN MISCATEGORIZED AS HAIR METAL: #2, GUNS N’ ROSES July 23rd, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Everyone always likes to pretend that one day Motley Crue […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 430 EMMURE THINK THEY’RE “BETTER OFF ALONE” July 19th, 2010 at 12:30pm Gary Suarez Emmure get a lot of shit here, from readers and […]
Music Dorkery 130 “NOTHING TO SAY” VS. “CHAINS AND SHACKLES”: TWO VERSIONS OF THE SAME SLASH SONG April 7th, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg One last thought about Slash’s solo album, and then I […]
New Stuff 150 SNAP JUDGMENTS OF SLASH’S NEW ALBUM BASED ON THIRTY SECOND SONG SAMPLES March 17th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg So the Australian branch of iTunes has apparently uploaded thirty-second […]
Black Collar Workers 110 MARCH IS METAL MONTH! WHY CAN’T EVERY MONTH BE METAL MONTH? March 3rd, 2010 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein As Axl revealed to you all yesterday via the Completely […]
New Stuff 140 PRIESTESS KNOW HOW TO ROCK, ROLL, METAL January 28th, 2010 at 2:14pm Vince Neilstein Priestess are easily my favorite band on the Tee Pee […]
Lick My Label 120 PRIESTESS HOLD THE CHICKEN, MAKE IT [TEE] PEE October 26th, 2009 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Canadian stoner metallers Priestess were way too cool for their […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 350 THEM CROOKED WANKERS October 23rd, 2009 at 3:30pm Gary Suarez A little over a week ago, I still felt so […]
New Stuff 460 THE “WHEELS” COME DOWN FOR THE FOO FIGHTERS September 25th, 2009 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein It’s hard to believe the Foo Fighters have released 6 […]
Tour de Force 240 PLANET CARAVAN METAL FESTIVAL TO STORM THE SOUTHEAST July 16th, 2009 at 10:00am MetalSucks At the beginning of the year I wrote a piece […]
21 Best Metal Albums of the 21st Century... So Far 2700 THE 522 ALBUMS THAT DIDN’T MAKE THE LIST July 8th, 2009 at 9:00am MetalSucks The list was never meant to be definitive – there […]
Rampant Rumors 120 JOSH HOMME + MIKE PATTON COLLABO IN THE WORKS? June 24th, 2009 at 1:58pm Vince Neilstein It hasn’t been confirmed, but a recent article published at […]
Cinemetal 750 EXCLUSIVE VIDEO PREMIERE: DEVILDRIVER’S “PRAY FOR VILLAINS” June 17th, 2009 at 11:00am MetalSucks Cain. Iago. Lecter. Vader. Joker. The dude in the black […]
Editorials 390 SHADOWS FALL = SHRED FOR ALL! May 19th, 2009 at 11:28am Vince Neilstein You know what I love about Shadows Fall? They’re just […]
Br00tal-lists 210 SCRAPING GENIUS OFF THE YEAR: GARY SUAREZ’S TOP TEN ALBUMS OF 2008 December 15th, 2008 at 11:00am Gary Suarez Well, it’s sure been a nifty four months or so […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 80 WHY HAVEN’T YOU HEARD OF DISAPPEARER? November 19th, 2008 at 4:04pm Gary Suarez My stars and garters, there sure are some super-spectacular noise […]