The Webernets 0 Emmure’s Frankie Palmeri Has an Internet TV Show Now August 7th, 2013 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein It’s as ridiculous as you’d imagine.
Viral Vomit 0 Video: Twenty-Six Genres of Metal in Alphabetical Order August 7th, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg It loses points for using papyrus, though.
Converse Rubber Tracks x MetalSucks 0 Converse Rubber Tracks x MetalSucks Preview, Week 4: White Widows Pact August 7th, 2013 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Sludge meets hardcore, north meets south, awesome meets awesome!
A View From the Pit 0 Roskilde Festival Photos: The Bands August 7th, 2013 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein Photos of the bands at Roskilde 2013, including Turbonegro, Talbot, Devin Townsend, Rihanna (lol), Kreator, King Tuff, Crystal Castles, Goatwhore, Anaal Nathrakh, Ensiferum, Wintergatan, The Sword and Airbourne.
New Stuff 0 Initiate Yourself Into the Black Crown August 7th, 2013 at 2:30pm Dave Mustein Another new exemplar of the fast-growing modern prog-death scene.
Greatest Hits 0 If You Like Bass Dogs, You’ll LOVE Drum Fish August 7th, 2013 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Time for some more silly ‘Shop jobs!!!
Cinemetal 0 Norma Jean’s Having a Milk Party, And You’re Invited! August 7th, 2013 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Seriously, this looks like so much fun!
Contests 0 Dunlop, MetalSucks, and Metal Injection Present The Heaviest Breakdown of All Time Contest: Winners Announced! August 7th, 2013 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Check out their super-heavy breakdowns right here!
New Stuff 0 Stream James LaBrie’s Soilworkified New Solo Album August 7th, 2013 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein LaBrie is really going for the melodeath gold here.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 This Weekend: See You At Heavy MTL, Canada’s America-Sized, Girl-Packed Metal Fest August 7th, 2013 at 12:00pm Anso DF Workload, refreshments, and girls: Heavy MTL is made for America
Reviews 0 Carcass, Surgical Steel: Meat Is Murder, And Vice Versa August 7th, 2013 at 11:30am Emperor Rhombus Rejoice, it has arrived!
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Death Angel’s Dream Calls for Blood August 7th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg New album coming in October.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Release of Behemoth’s The Satanist Delayed ‘Til 2014 August 7th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Don’t ask me why ’cause I don’t know.
New Stuff 0 “Never Never”: So, Korn Fans? Do You Like The Band’s First New Single with Brian “Head” Welch Since 2003? August 7th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I am asking with all sincerity.
Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 59 & 60: Slipknot Vs. Ghost, Morbid Angel Vs. In Flames August 6th, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Yesterday, Ozzy paid the price for years of mediocrity by […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win Three Mystery CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives! August 6th, 2013 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg There’s no way this logo says what it allegedly says, is there?
Cinemetal 0 Iwrestledabearonce Battle Literal Buttface in “Boat Paddle” Video August 6th, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg This video > most summer blockbusters.
Studio Stuff 0 Protest the Hero Issue Album Pupdate! August 6th, 2013 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein A drunk Rody Walker tries to sing through a speech jammer, whatever that is.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 The New Stryper Album Art Would Look Awesome On the Side of Your Van August 6th, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg But he was pierced for our transgressions, he was crushed for our iniquities; the punishment that brought us peace was on him, and by his awesome album art we are healed.
