New Stuff 0 Whitechapel Release New Song + Video, “A Bloodsoaked Symphony” September 23rd, 2021 at 12:24pm MetalSucks Their album, Kin, is out next month.
New Stuff 0 Lost Symphony’s “My Last Goodbye” Features Late All That Remains Guitarist Oli Herbert July 9th, 2021 at 11:01am Vince Neilstein One of his final recorded performances. Lost Symphony’s ‘Chapter III’ is out today.
New Stuff 0 Watch: Marty Friedman, Alex Skolnick and Nuno Bettencourt Guest on Lost Symphony’s “Take Another Piece” May 14th, 2021 at 1:31pm Vince Neilstein The latest single from the classically infused metal ensemble.
Events 0 Alien Weaponry Announce Upcoming Performances with New Zealand Symphony Orchestra March 15th, 2021 at 10:33am MetalSucks The band’s first collaboration with an orchestra, and the orchestra’s first with a metal band in its 75-year history.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Devin Townsend is Planning to Record The Moth Penis and Vagina Symphony in 2021 October 30th, 2019 at 10:35am Vince Neilstein The $10 million symphony he’s been teasing for years will finally come to life.
Music Dorkery 0 Here’s a Bluegrass Cover of Megadeth’s “Symphony of Destruction” October 1st, 2019 at 8:53am Vince Neilstein Who needs moshing when you can do some line dancing?
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Devin Townsend Offers Updates on Ziltoid Video Game, $10 Million Symphony About Dicks and Vaginas, Upcoming Tour Plans and More August 26th, 2019 at 2:15pm Vince Neilstein Heavy Devy will remain extremely busy through the remainder of 2019 and all of 2020!
Events 0 Metallica & San Francisco Symphony Present S&M2: 20th Anniversary Concert March 18th, 2019 at 3:21pm Axl Rosenberg Metallica will get orchestral — again — in September.
Cinemetal 0 Video: Animals as Leaders Perform with the Winnipeg Symphony Orchestra February 1st, 2019 at 11:58am Vince Neilstein Animals as Leaders at their most epic.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Devin Townsend Offers Update on Planned $10 Million Symphony About Penises and Vaginas August 30th, 2017 at 5:26pm Vince Neilstein Also: an album cover. Sort of.
Music Dorkery 0 M-EGG-ADETH: Megadeth’s “Symphony of Destruction” Played with Eggs May 5th, 2017 at 10:27am Axl Rosenberg You take a mortal man and put him in control, watch him become a god, watch people’s eggs a’roll.
New Stuff 0 Linkin Park Continue Their Transition Into an Easy Listening Band with “Battle Symphony” March 17th, 2017 at 10:19am Axl Rosenberg Sisqó represent!
Worst Week Ever 0 2016’s Top-Selling Metal Albums, Devin Townsend’s Dick Symphony, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week January 6th, 2017 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Mayhem, Metallica, Mastodon, and other bands whose name doesn’t start with the letter ‘m.’
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Devin Townsend is Seeking $10 Million to Write a Symphony About Dicks January 6th, 2017 at 10:02am Vince Neilstein “it’s this symphony with all these cocks and vaginas and death and it’s gotta be so over-the-top, with symphonies and choirs and it’s got to include the best of the best and it’s so fucking expensive!”
New Stuff 0 Destrage Composed a “Symphony of the Ego” August 30th, 2016 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Listen to the first single from their new album, coming this October!
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Devin Townsend Has Written Another DTP Record, Finished Outline for Symphony July 24th, 2015 at 12:40pm Vince Neilstein The most insanely prolific man in metal (and apparently classical music) continues to be insanely prolific.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Devin Townsend is Writing a Symphony March 27th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg What took him so long?
Reviews 0 Symphony & Moonspell: About As Successful As When That Other Band Tried It March 11th, 2015 at 1:00pm Jeff Treppel The Portugese band reaches a new level of bombast — and that’s not a good thing.
Cinemetal 0 Matty Mullins’ New Video is like The Verve’s “Bittersweet Symphony,” Only Sh*tty November 19th, 2014 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Take a very long and boring stroll with the lead singer of Memphis May Fire.
Megadick 0 Here’s Video of Dave Mustaine Performing with The San Diego Symphony April 14th, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Symphony of obstruction.